🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[InThe312]

Will the Wanker of the Year be a top Wanker from the Wankers of the Week or a uniquely superior wanker?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Will the Wanker of the Year be a top Wanker from the Wankers of the Week or a uniquely superior wanker?

Sort of question a wanker would ask?

Maybe a nomination @StillRain ?

 

[StillRain]

Sort of question a wanker would ask?

Maybe a nomination @StillRain ?

 

[Apisto42]

Sort of question a wanker would ask?

Maybe a nomination @StillRain ?

How many wankers do I have to polish off to get wanker of the year?


And yes, all puns meant.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Well….

I must apologise for my tardiness in announcing this week’s winner. My queen, Ms Swift, is in town and I have been busy preparing for my visit with her.

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However, onto other items of business, if you can all contain your excitement for this imminet adventure for just a few more moments.

The week’s nominees are quite a mixed bag. Many of them questionable nominees, some completely deserving, one perhaps did not deserve to die but alas the hit was placed.

Though it pains me to announce the decision of the esteemed judge panel this week. Without further ado ( but with just a touch more ado), this weeks Wanker of the Week is…





























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for fucks sake @StillRain do we have to do this EVERY WEEK?!































































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@StillRain is definitely this week’s Wanker of the Week.

Congratulations Me!


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It’s been a long time coming.

I feel like a jackass now.
*looks behind me at the grassy knoll for @Bry1313 *
At the same time, it was a hotly contested race and I concede.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Congrats to the wet one....

 

[Lindi37]

The nominees this week (in no official order) are summarised below:

1. @StillRain for lack of dedication to this or any other thread she makes
2. @Evil_jasmine for being a massive troll
3. @Xerxes82 for wanting to win an award and being good at wanking
4. @Bry1313 commitment to wanking always
5. @pwhalen for having a thread no-ones ever heard of
6. @Apisto42 for parking like a dick and being proud of it
7. @Lindi37 for her spelling and timezone (though I disagree with this nomination wholeheartedly on a purely personal and totally bias level)
8. @aussiegeekygal for not understanding the nominations process in spite of the very clear and incredibly vague rules
9. @lanceGibs though he is disqualified because this is an awards ceremony for the people not for the rapists.
10. @AWonkyDonkey for using weird words and liking weird foods
11. @ToPleaseHim for moderating the forums and having friends
12. @Bry1313 for being a bookkeeper


That’s it folks!!! There’s sure been a whole lot of wankers this week!

Let me tally the votes!!!


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Oh my god oh my god oh my god… did I win?
No?!?!?!?!
Dammit! Back to my hobbit hole
I’m finally interesting enough to get tagged is something and it didn’t show up in my fucking notifications, typical…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I nominate @Tk9595 for sending unsolicited dick.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I nominate @Tk9595 for sending unsolicited dick.

Ugh, gross. I’m not surprised, though. He’s been on my radar before.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ugh, gross. I’m not surprised, though. He’s been on my radar before.

No idea who he is. I mean, obviously I clicked the link. But still. Wanker.

 

[Lmizzler]

I nominate @Tk9595 for sending unsolicited dick.

Going to shut down my alt profile now.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Going to shut down my alt profile now.

Do you have a straight horny panty loving cock?

 

[Azuldrgon]

*looks in to see who was nominated*

 

[StillRain]

Guys it’s an exciting week in wanky world.

There have been whispers in the hallways chat rooms (not really I just made that up for excitement) that the panel of judge is bias, unfair, and choosing based solely on the very excellent crap reasons they said they would all along. Well, it’s time for that all to end and to pass the mantle to an entirely new panel of judge.

That’s right, guys, hold on to your bits and get busy, I have decided that I might choose a new esteemed panel of judge each month. Someone truly worthy of this highest of honours and probably half as funny.

Now that I’ve blown his cover, you can probably guess who the esteemed panel of judge will be for March.

Who else is more qualified to judge a wanker than our very own award winning wanker, @Bry1313

 

[Azuldrgon]

Guys it’s an exciting week in wanky world.

There have been whispers in the hallways chat rooms (not really I just made that up for excitement) that the panel of judge is bias, unfair, and choosing based solely on the very excellent crap reasons they said they would all along. Well, it’s time for that all to end and to pass the mantle to an entirely new panel of judge.

That’s right, guys, hold on to your bits and get busy, I have decided that I might choose a new esteemed panel of judge each month. Someone truly worthy of this highest of honours and probably half as funny.

Now that I’ve blown his cover, you can probably guess who the esteemed panel of judge will be for March.

Who else is more qualified to judge a wanker than our very own award winning wanker, @Bry1313

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

 

[Apisto42]

Guys it’s an exciting week in wanky world.

There have been whispers in the hallways chat rooms (not really I just made that up for excitement) that the panel of judge is bias, unfair, and choosing based solely on the very excellent crap reasons they said they would all along. Well, it’s time for that all to end and to pass the mantle to an entirely new panel of judge.

That’s right, guys, hold on to your bits and get busy, I have decided that I might choose a new esteemed panel of judge each month. Someone truly worthy of this highest of honours and probably half as funny.

Now that I’ve blown his cover, you can probably guess who the esteemed panel of judge will be for March.

Who else is more qualified to judge a wanker than our very own award winning wanker, @Bry1313

Won’t he just award the wanker to himself? That’s what a wanker would do.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Guys it’s an exciting week in wanky world.

There have been whispers in the hallways chat rooms (not really I just made that up for excitement) that the panel of judge is bias, unfair, and choosing based solely on the very excellent crap reasons they said they would all along. Well, it’s time for that all to end and to pass the mantle to an entirely new panel of judge.

That’s right, guys, hold on to your bits and get busy, I have decided that I might choose a new esteemed panel of judge each month. Someone truly worthy of this highest of honours and probably half as funny.

Now that I’ve blown his cover, you can probably guess who the esteemed panel of judge will be for March.

Who else is more qualified to judge a wanker than our very own award winning wanker, @Bry1313

Oh. Dear. God.

Can I nominate @StillRain ?

 

[StillRain]

Won’t he just award the wanker to himself? That’s what a wanker would do.

As a verified wanker yourself, are you questioning the integrity of a wanker?

 

[StillRain]

Oh. Dear. God.

Can I nominate @StillRain ?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I nominate @AmberLGreen for taking a Lit break

 

[Apisto42]

As a verified wanker yourself, are you questioning the integrity of a wanker?

Considering the level at which you maintained this award, I suppose it doesn’t really matter which wanker wanks the wank.

 

[Nicefella]

Whew. The pressure to be the best is off my chiseled shoulders.

 

[StillRain]

Considering the level at which you maintained this award, I suppose it doesn’t really matter which wanker wanks the wank.

Your aggression is very unattractive. Nominated.

 

[StillRain]

Whew. The pressure to be the best is off my chiseled shoulders.

For now.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I did not wank today that should earn me something.