Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

At least … not anyone on here.

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[hotoldrguy]

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So true

 

[crazychemgirl]

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If this is some weird way of getting me to admit I’ve never seen your penis … and then you sending it to me…


I see you… I’m not falling for your shit.

 

[morelikeasong]

Better than a princess....

And what’s wrong with being a princess?

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[crazychemgirl]

And what’s wrong with being a princess?

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This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.

 

[MindYaBitness]

At least … not anyone on here.

You had me nervous...
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[morelikeasong]

This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.

You or me?

Or maybe both?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You or me?

Or maybe both?

I mean … both probably.

 

[BrendaBear]

This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.

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[hotoldrguy]

If this is some weird way of getting me to admit I’ve never seen your penis … and then you sending it to me…


I see you… I’m not falling for your shit.

It is not easy to trick you, is it?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is anyone else singing Babaloo? No? Just me then?

 

[Trubbycat]

Is anyone else singing Babaloo? No? Just me then?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My first moto trip into Canada. I’ve picked the smallest possible border crossing, because I was in no hurry and wanted all backroads.

CBP: Do you have and weapons?
Me: No Ma’am
CBP: Do you have any drugs?
Me: No Ma’am
CBP: Are you bringing any gifts for Canadian citizens?
Me: Umm. Oh my gosh, no. Should I? Is that customary? I feel horrible.
CBP:
Me:
CBP:
Me:
CBP: *returns passport* Enjoy your visit.

That’s definitely not how I imagined my CBSA encounter going down

I assume obvious mean is just a guise for how much someone likes me. Thinky veiled vague mean is when I actually worry.

I assumed you two just think you’re fighting over @Indie ’s affections, and the sexual tension is building along the way, ultimately leading to a threesome. But wait, is it still considered a threesome if @SalaciousMonkey22 turns out to have been your alt all this time?!

Please, tell me itcwas c-section

Maybe he was hatched? More aerodynamic, tail curled up inside the egg and all…

Leave it to @Trubbycat to start a holy soda war.

Allow me to invoke RC Cola for more blasphemy!

Can't we all just get along?
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There is no holy war. Coke and Pepsi are both just different kinds of bad. Dr Pepper will just quietly sit back and let them destroy each other, then take over.

Don’t tell that to @Bry1313 … he doesn’t believe South Detroit is a thing.

That’s…that is an entirely different song!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But really let’s not lose sight of the real point of this conversation, @crazychemgirl and @morelikeasong getting spanked. This is not an image we should easily overlook, even for the sake of admittedly, very funny jokes.

 

[Bebode]

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It’s been a while, but there was a time he was raw dogging me on a fairly consistent basis

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s definitely not how @Jaws82 and I imagined my CBSA encounter going down


I assumed you two just think you’re fighting over @Indie ’s affections, and the sexual tension is building along the way, ultimately leading to a threesome. But wait, is it still considered a threesome if @SalaciousMonkey22 turns out to have been your alt all this time?!

There’s no fighting. I can share. @Indie has a heart as large as her boobs.

And incepturbation isn’t sometihing I’m remotely drunk enough to talk about. Yet.

Maybe he was hatched? More aerodynamic, tail curled up inside the egg and all…

Shhhhhhhh! The men in black are still looking for me!

 

[Trubbycat]

But really let’s not lose sight of the real point of this conversation, @crazychemgirl and @morelikeasong getting spanked. This is not an image we should easily overlook, even for the sake of admittedly, very funny jokes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh yeah! Thats the good stuff.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.

You or me?

Or maybe both?

I mean … both probably.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kPFi41pOiLgAAAAC/spank-disney.gif

But really let’s not lose sight of the real point of this conversation, @crazychemgirl and @morelikeasong getting spanked. This is not an image we should easily overlook, even for the sake of admittedly, very funny jokes.

*Cuts in line, flashes bratty princess card, bends over*
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[morelikeasong]

*Cuts in line, flashes bratty princess card, bends over*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Brief digression. This is one of those scenes I just didn’t understand the first dozen times I watched this movie as a too young child. I only figured out years later when watching on DVD. See also Fast Times at Ridgemont High red bikini scene.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was going to make a joke about training for all the spankings…but wow…I don’t think there’s anything I can say that’s funnier than this videos mere existence