hotoldrguy
Day late Dollar Shy
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/U4sR0VlBNCkAAAAC/mr-bean-wave.gifAt least … not anyone on here.
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/U4sR0VlBNCkAAAAC/mr-bean-wave.gifAt least … not anyone on here.
If this is some weird way of getting me to admit I’ve never seen your penis … and then you sending it to me…
And what’s wrong with being a princess?Better than a princess....
This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.And what’s wrong with being a princess?
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You had me nervous...At least … not anyone on here.
You or me?This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.
I mean … both probably.You or me?
Or maybe both?
This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.
It is not easy to trick you, is it?If this is some weird way of getting me to admit I’ve never seen your penis … and then you sending it to me…
I see you… I’m not falling for your shit.![]()
Is anyone else singing Babaloo? No? Just me then?
That’s definitely not how I imagined my CBSA encounter going downMy first moto trip into Canada. I’ve picked the smallest possible border crossing, because I was in no hurry and wanted all backroads.
CBP: Do you have and weapons?
Me: No Ma’am
CBP: Do you have any drugs?
Me: No Ma’am
CBP: Are you bringing any gifts for Canadian citizens?
Me: Umm. Oh my gosh, no. Should I? Is that customary? I feel horrible.
CBP:
Me:
CBP:
Me:
CBP:*returns passport* Enjoy your visit.
I assumed you two just think you’re fighting over @Indie ’s affections, and the sexual tension is building along the way, ultimately leading to a threesome. But wait, is it still considered a threesome if @SalaciousMonkey22 turns out to have been your alt all this time?!I assume obvious mean is just a guise for how much someone likes me. Thinky veiled vague mean is when I actually worry.
Maybe he was hatched? More aerodynamic, tail curled up inside the egg and all…Please, tell me itcwas c-section![]()
Allow me to invoke RC Cola for more blasphemy!
There is no holy war. Coke and Pepsi are both just different kinds of bad. Dr Pepper will just quietly sit back and let them destroy each other, then take over.
That’s…that is an entirely different song!Don’t tell that to @Bry1313 … he doesn’t believe South Detroit is a thing.
It’s been a while, but there was a time he was raw dogging me on a fairly consistent basis
There’s no fighting. I can share. @Indie has a heart as large as her boobs.That’s definitely not how @Jaws82 and I imagined my CBSA encounter going down
I assumed you two just think you’re fighting over @Indie ’s affections, and the sexual tension is building along the way, ultimately leading to a threesome. But wait, is it still considered a threesome if @SalaciousMonkey22 turns out to have been your alt all this time?!
Shhhhhhhh! The men in black are still looking for me!Maybe he was hatched? More aerodynamic, tail curled up inside the egg and all…
But really let’s not lose sight of the real point of this conversation, @crazychemgirl and @morelikeasong getting spanked. This is not an image we should easily overlook, even for the sake of admittedly, very funny jokes.
This one needs a good spanking … thats for sure.
You or me?
Or maybe both?
I mean … both probably.
But really let’s not lose sight of the real point of this conversation, @crazychemgirl and @morelikeasong getting spanked. This is not an image we should easily overlook, even for the sake of admittedly, very funny jokes.
*Cuts in line, flashes bratty princess card, bends over*
Brief digression. This is one of those scenes I just didn’t understand the first dozen times I watched this movie as a too young child. I only figured out years later when watching on DVD. See also Fast Times at Ridgemont High red bikini scene.