Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Well, shit. Gotta tell you guys, I'm thinking about it.

 

[SherlockianMan]

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I'm sorry, but pineapple can burn your mouth, I ain't putting it anywhere near my junk.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm sorry, but pineapple can burn your mouth, I ain't putting it anywhere near my junk.

Where's your sense of adventure?
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[Lord Pmann]

That's a shame because

I like that bogey’s reaction to someone not wanting to see his balls is to claim “they’re real”.

I’m sorry bogey, but I’m now convinced that you have at least one neuticle.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am NOT fucking a watermelon.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm sorry, but pineapple can burn your mouth, I ain't putting it anywhere near my junk.

No, not yours, silly - on @NRJLIVES4ever ’s!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I am NOT fucking a watermelon.

Well not with that attitude you're not.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Where's your sense of adventure?
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There's nothing adventurous about citric acid and skin openings.

 

[MindYaBitness]

There's nothing adventurous about citric acid and skin openings.

You've apparently never enjoyed the beautiful burn of a citrus peel. Mmmm, feels like pretty!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am NOT fucking a watermelon.

Me either… I don’t care how sexy they dance for me, ain’t happening!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

There's nothing adventurous about citric acid and skin openings.

I dunno, wear a rubber?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I like that bogey’s reaction to someone not wanting to see his balls is to claim “they’re real”.

I’m sorry bogey, but I’m now convinced that you have at least one neuticle.

Stay in your lane old man. The speed limit isn't 25mph in here.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Where's your sense of adventure

why visit a prostitute when you can get the the same sense of adventure and burning genitals straight from your grocery produce aisle!

 

[Azuldrgon]

You've apparently never enjoyed the beautiful burn of a citrus peel. Mmmm, feels like pretty!

I was a chemical guy back in the army and after seeing what happens when you combine Pine Sol with Simple Green, I'm not taking any chances.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I am NOT fucking a watermelon.

But if you can spit out seeds, it would be super impressive.

 

[BrendaBear]

I like that bogey’s reaction to someone not wanting to see his balls is to claim “they’re real”.

I’m sorry bogey, but I’m now convinced that you have at least one neuticle.

Stay in your lane old man. The speed limit isn't 25mph in here.

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[Lord Pmann]

I am NOT fucking a watermelon.

This one’s for the boys, don’t you worry.

You've apparently never enjoyed the beautiful burn of a citrus peel. Mmmm, feels like pretty!

Star fruit?

Stay in your lane old man. The speed limit isn't 25mph in here.

I’d be shocked if your goat and buggy could even go that fast, dear sir.

why visit a prostitute when you can get the the same sense of adventure and burning genitals straight from your grocery produce aisle!

Right? For half the price, too.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait - you drink semen to improve the taste of pineapple? And how do you get a watermelon to fuck you?

Tequila.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why are we fucking pineapples? Seems spikey

Only on the outside....

 

[morelikeasong]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have never inserted a vegetable or fruit of any kind in an orifice that doesn't have teeth and a tongue.
I'm kooky like that.

 

[BrendaBear]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

Wait wait wait… I need to refill my popcorn bowl…


okay, carry on!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

I have not, but I had a partner who in her younger days was very fond of phallic shaped veggies

 

[Azuldrgon]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

During a portion of my marriage, my wife would use cucumbers.
This was without me btw. She did it for her online bf.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

For the record, I’ve never fucked fruit. I feel like I say this a lot.