Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

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Coincidentally, this is an even worse way to START sex.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Question for the masses:

Do you fart in front of your partner?

Yup! Although I do get in trouble if I fart in bed

 

[Photog1rl]

Question for the masses:

Do you fart in front of your partner?

How do you live with someone and never fart in front of them?
Clearly, my answer is yes. Do I try to fart near them no, NMK, but it happens.

 

[ShaneoD]

Yup! Although I do get in trouble if I fart in bed

That's when you can call them your partner. I hate those new relationships where you're essentially crippled by fear "are you ok?" "No I needed to fart 30 minutes ago, but now my stomach is trying to kill me, have I told you you look beautiful tonight"

 

[Lord Pmann]

Didn’t @Taegul just take one for the team? Ok fine I nominate @Lord Pmann

Oh FFS… you eat pineapple to make your semen taste better. You don’t fuck it. You fuck a watermelon. We’ve been through this, people.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Question for the masses:

Do you fart in front of your partner?

No. I’m not a barnyard animal.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Question for the masses:

Do you fart in front of your partner?

....
Why? What did you hear?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Oh FFS… you eat pineapple to make your semen taste better. You don’t fuck it. You fuck a watermelon. We’ve been through this, people.

Doing the opposite weirdly summons real life demons. Sexuality is complicated.

 

[lavendersilk]

Breasteses?

 

[BrendaBear]

Doing the opposite weirdly summons real life demons. Sexuality is complicated.

Wait - you drink semen to improve the taste of pineapple? And how do you get a watermelon to fuck you?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Question for the masses:

Do you fart in front of your partner?

I've lived on this earth 40+ years, I'll fart in front of anyone, idgaf

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Wait - you drink semen to improve the taste of pineapple?

Nah, I drink semen because I'm queer as fuuuuuuuuuuuck

And how do you get a watermelon to fuck you?

A few McNuggests and lies will get you places.

 

[BrendaBear]

A few McNuggests and lies will get you places.

Oops… I didn’t mean for you to reveal your secret moves…

 

[Mr_bogey]

We definitely have a point of difference of where our thoughts go, you ponder Bogey balls……and I don’t.

 

[morelikeasong]

What did I miss? Bry wants to see Bogey’s balls and we’re back onto fucking pineapple?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Oops… I didn’t mean for you to reveal your secret moves…

Oh no worries. Uh, how do I edit posts?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What did I miss? Bry wants to see Bogey’s balls and we’re back onto fucking pineapple?

Bry does want to see, he's just too shy to admit it

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

No. I’m not a barnyard animal.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What did I miss? Bry wants to see Bogey’s balls and we’re back onto fucking pineapple?

I feel bad for the pineapple fuckers. Because apparently they've never heard of pocket pussies. Or watermelon.

 

[BrendaBear]

No. I’m not a barnyard animal.

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[Azuldrgon]

What did I miss? Bry wants to see Bogey’s balls and we’re back onto fucking pineapple?

And you missed the topic of flatulence.

 

[SherlockianMan]

What did I miss? Bry wants to see Bogey’s balls and we’re back onto fucking pineapple?

Why are we fucking pineapples? Seems spikey

 

[Mr_bogey]

10/10 agree. Bogey balls have NEVER been something I've pondered or broken out in song about.
But @crazychemgirl you do you boo. I won't judge.

That's a shame because

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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You may joke but at least they'll give you a ride home.

And you missed the topic of flatulence.

Yes, there was talk of fards. A lot of ground covered today it looks like.

 

[morelikeasong]

Why are we fucking pineapples? Seems spikey