Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

There is a little person in there. This makes @Taegul ’s travel very focused.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, I know it's really common on Lit, but my dick is so big that I sling it over my shoulder and keep it in a backpack.

https://i.imgflip.com/1k0z22.jpg

Come on everybody, join in to sing @Taegul 's theme song:
Does your cock hang low, does it wobble to and fro...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Come on everybody, join in to sing @Taegul 's theme song:
Does your cock hang low, does it wobble to and fro...

Yesssss … I’m so glad someone else thought of this song …


I normally just think of @Mr_bogey and his old balls

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Does it explode like one of those blow up rafts??

Imagine the number of public indecency charges he must have if that’s the case

 

[crazychemgirl]

Imagine the number of public indecency charges he must have if that’s the case

He could drown people in the subway with his cum





That is… if the balls are proportional to the cock … imagine if it was a GIANT cock but normal sized balls?!

 

[ShaneoD]

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UK Peeps care to weigh in?

@Wand3rlust @Daisy_Love @deft @ShaneoD

Wait, what? People don't shag sheep, everyone knows they run too fast

 

[BrendaBear]

Imagine the number of public indecency charges he must have if that’s the case

Oh but what fun for us… sneak up to him somewhere on the street… whisper something super suggestive and obscene in his ear, then stand back and watch the show!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/_vWOrDe7bJYAAAAC/popcorn-buffy-the-vampire-slayer.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait, what? People don't shag sheep, everyone knows they run too fast

They also kick.


Wait … does that mean you would fuck them if they were caged so as not to be able to run away

 

[BrendaBear]

They also kick.


Wait … does that mean you would fuck then if they were caged so as not to be able to run away

I enjoy a bondage story as much as the next bunny… but with sheep? Yuckzilla!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh but what fun for us… sneak up to him somewhere on the street… whisper something super suggestive and obscene in his ear, then stand back and watch the show!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/_vWOrDe7bJYAAAAC/popcorn-buffy-the-vampire-slayer.gif

You probably should have some plastic sheets like at a Gallagher show.

 

[Lmizzler]

What did I just walk in on?!?! I’m truly scared to read back on where this conversation started.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/hLsC...h&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

What did I just walk in on?!?! I’m truly scared to read back on where this conversation started.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/hLsC...h&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Back to gif hell are we?

 

[BrendaBear]

You probably should have some plastic sheets like at a Gallagher show.

Oh right - the Spew-O-Matic!

 

[Lmizzler]

Really!!!

REALLY! Again with the gif issues!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

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[crazychemgirl]

Really!!!

REALLY! Again with the gif issues!!!

GIPHY strikes again.

 

[ShaneoD]

They also kick.


Wait … does that mean you would fuck then if they were caged so as not to be able to run away

I've never seen a sheep kick and I've been around thousands of them.

And no I wouldn't fuck one if I could catch them, we just have way too many jokes about sheep shagging around here.

A personal favourite question to ask is "Have you ever been caught shagging a sheep?"

 

[__Nathan1968]

Yeah, I know it's really common on Lit, but my dick is so big that I sling it over my shoulder and keep it in a backpack.

https://i.imgflip.com/1k0z22.jpg

I remember Master Blaster in Mad Max


The backpack is giving off Masturbator Blaster vibes.

 

[Bry1313]

Yesssss … I’m so glad someone else thought of this song …


I normally just think of @Mr_bogey and his old balls

We definitely have a point of difference of where our thoughts go, you ponder Bogey balls……and I don’t.

 

[BrendaBear]

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/iN7IwpgO_lEAAAAC/you-got-it-dude-full-house.gif

 

[Lmizzler]

GIPHY strikes again.

It’s fine. I’m not even sure I want to stick around for whatever the Animal Farm conversation this is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s fine. I’m not even sure I want to stick around for whatever the Animal Farm conversation this is.

It’s more about GIANT cock and pineapple fucking than animal sex.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We definitely have a point of difference of where our thoughts go, you ponder Bogey balls……and I don’t.

Lmfao … don’t lie, you’re thought about his balls at least once

 

[hotoldrguy]

It’s more about GIANT cock and pineapple fucking than animal sex.

https://cdn1.sunporno.com/thumbs/original/231/554521/6.webp

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s more about GIANT cock and pineapple fucking than animal sex.

How’s this better?