Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

Even if it's not nearly wide enough.

Looks like a dangerously tight fit, don’t want to have to cut myself free, prefer no knives in that neighborhood

These humblebrags are killing me today.

 

[Nicefella]

Like my piñacoladas like I like my coffee: without a dick in them

Well there go my fucking weekend plans.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok this actually brings me to an interesting question. What happens if cocaine gets inside the dick hole? Or on the vaginal area? Does it absorb similarly to rubbing it on the gums?

Yes, don't ask how I know that, it'll trigger my ptsd

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hottie… you really should be thinking about getting what she really wants to eat…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mVaeRa6jP_QAAAAC/cameron-diaz-feels-good-to-help.gif

I have to get a she first...

 

[Bry1313]

A comment, sure… but perfect?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/AN_oPALSc0wAAAAd/jlo-skeptical.gif

I didn’t want that award because I don’t know what to say when the moment calls for it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Like my piñacoladas like I like my coffee: without a dick in them

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KgNWH7loxqQAAAAC/lindsay-lohan-spitting.gif

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

EVERY guy wants us to know his dick is HUGE.

 

[Nicefella]

I didn’t want that award because I don’t know what to say when the moment calls for it.

Come on man. You’re like Patrick Mahomes of witty comments.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok this actually brings me to an interesting question. What happens if cocaine gets inside the dick hole? Or on the vaginal area? Does it absorb similarly to rubbing it on the gums?

I do not volunteer as tribute this time

 

[Nicefella]

EVERY guy wants us to know his dick is HUGE.

Some of us are modestly packing TYVM

 

[Bry1313]

EVERY guy wants us to know his dick is HUGE.

Oh I’m not huge (no i won’t measure)…..just a cored pineapple…..well, a finger barely fits

 

[MindYaBitness]

Some of us are modestly packing TYVM

Pics or it didn't happen!

(Not really, I'm just conditioned by my teenagers to shout that when anyone brags...for the love of God, do not send me a dick pic!)

 

[Nicefella]

Pics or it didn't happen!

(Not really, I'm just conditioned by my teenagers to shout that when anyone brags...for the love of God, do not send me a dick pic!)

I would never EVER EVER. EVER!
https://ibb.co/tinydick

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

And yes, that pic does not exist. I checked, go sue me! Lol

 

[hotcpu]

Hope springs eternal

But you can't fix stupid ...

 

[Nicefella]

And yes, that pic does not exist. I checked, go sue me! Lol

Somewhere there is one of me floating around. It was my most photogenic cock pic ever. The lighting was perfect and it required no filter. I miss those days.

 

[Taegul]

Yeah, I know it's really common on Lit, but my dick is so big that I sling it over my shoulder and keep it in a backpack.

https://i.imgflip.com/1k0z22.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok this actually brings me to an interesting question. What happens if cocaine gets inside the dick hole? Or on the vaginal area? Does it absorb similarly to rubbing it on the gums?

Like drinking up the bum hole can kill you?

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah, I know it's really common on Lit, but my dick is so big that I sling it over my shoulder and keep it in a backpack.

Well, sure. I guess there must be times where that cums in handy…
https://media1.tenor.com/m/vjnjRj8r_HQAAAAC/whatever-shrug.gif

 

[Nicefella]

Yeah, I know it's really common on Lit, but my dick is so big that I sling it over my shoulder and keep it in a backpack.

https://i.imgflip.com/1k0z22.jpg

I see you got the extra large Jansport.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pics or it didn't happen!

(Not really, I'm just conditioned by my teenagers to shout that when anyone brags...for the love of God, do not send me a dick pic!)

Lmfao … I love you!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah, I know it's really common on Lit, but my dick is so big that I sling it over my shoulder and keep it in a backpack.

I see you got the extra large Jansport.

Is he carrying a woman inside there or something? Is she giving him a handjob… no that wouldn’t work… an armjob or something while he is out and about?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Yeah, I know it's really common on Lit, but my dick is so big that I sling it over my shoulder and keep it in a backpack.

https://i.imgflip.com/1k0z22.jpg

that must be really painful when you get turned on in public

 

[crazychemgirl]

that must be really painful when you get turned on in public

Does it explode like one of those blow up rafts??

 

[crazychemgirl]