What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

That can be many different things. Lol

I'm bald, so I don't need a blow-dry...
Digging out the mirror and doing a couple lines of blow, not my thing...
If the wind is blowing to hard, it's difficult to fly that kite...
Now a good blow job, what guy doesn't like that?

So… you were out flying a kite and lost your towel? Got it!

 

[---E---]

Uniform....time to relax

 

[Amanda330]

Nail polish ... I peeled it all off and now my nails are naked.

 

[n8Romantic]

Sequined cock sock and ball bag.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sequined cock sock and ball bag.

You went with the chainmail one? Wow! Isn’t that cold?

 

[n8Romantic]

You went with the chainmail one? Wow! Isn’t that cold?

Oh yeahhhhh! Tingly cold.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a chainmail mini-dress…

 

[n8Romantic]

I am not wearing a chainmail mini-dress…

But you could and it would look incredible.

I’m not wearing lavender nail polish.

 

[BrendaBear]

But you could and it would look incredible.

Thanks! But too cold!

I’m not wearing lavender nail polish.

I actually am.

I am not wearing a dress made of maple leafs.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I am not wearing a football jersey.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a microphone cover...you know... there.

 

[annmsguy]

Not wearing a cock extension.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a metal cock cage

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a metal cock cage

Let me guess, you put on the one made out of candy canes, and you want me to come eat it off again?

I am not wearing my sexy santa’s elf costume!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Let me guess, you put on the one made out of candy canes, and you want me to come eat it off again?

I am not wearing my sexy santa’s elf costume!

How did you know?
are you wearing the naughty reindeer one?

 

[Trubbycat]

How did you know?
are you wearing the naughty reindeer one?

Just the harness…

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing high heeled hooves.

 

[Yesok1]

I'm not wearing clothes.

The only thing I'm wearing is a smile.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I will not be wearing clothes shortly Lol

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not WEARING THE SUPER BOWL LOSER 49's Shirt. GREAT JOB KC!

 

[Azuldrgon]

my cock ring.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my new stuff.

 

[caitiff1969]

I'm not wearing red and yellow, or red and tan, nipple clamps

 

[ABiGuy84]

Anything, I am supposed to be sleeping ....

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing anything except a red t-shirt