What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EricaLynch]

Well I'm not a clothing designer so that's understandable.

I'm not wearing @EricaLynch at the moment but I bet she fits like a glove

I might be a bit tight at first...but I'm accommodating

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Not at all! I am a switch… I would be perfectly happy having you at my feet, servicing me.

Well what are you waiting for? Another slacker

I’m not wearing a skirt.

 

[EricaLynch]

Well what are you waiting for? Another slacker

I’m not wearing a skirt.

I think someone else is a slacker here too

 

[hotoldrguy]

Not at all! I am a switch… I would be perfectly happy having you at my feet, servicing me.

https://media.tenor.com/XFyFUORobFsAAAAM/very-interesting-arte-johnson.gif

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I think someone else is a slacker here too

I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I’m not wearing an eye patch.

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media.tenor.com/XFyFUORobFsAAAAM/very-interesting-arte-johnson.gif

Oh my - that started me Laughin’.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I’m not wearing an eye patch.

No, of course not! A full proper blindfold is much more appropriate. And will help you to focus on doing the one job I require of you.

But I am not greedy, I have no trouble sharing you with @EricaLynch … although we might decide to play with each other and leave you chained in the corner.

 

[EricaLynch]

No, of course not! A full proper blindfold is much more appropriate. And will help you to focus on doing the one job I require of you.

But I am not greedy, I have no trouble sharing you with @EricaLynch … although we might decide to play with each other and leave you chained in the corner.

I wouldn't mind staying in the corner with Brenda...and making everyone jealous

 

[Mav Unlimited]

No, of course not! A full proper blindfold is much more appropriate. And will help you to focus on doing the one job I require of you.

But I am not greedy, I have no trouble sharing you with @EricaLynch … although we might decide to play with each other and leave you chained in the corner.

Oh my.

You’re bringing snacks (yes, food) right? I get hungry sitting alone in corners.

(I’m still laughing at your not greedy comment)

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m not wearing a wetsuit but it would be justified in the weather we’re having. It’s raining so hard I could nearly swim to town.

 

[Jake0126]

I'm not wearing the clothes they make me wear anymore... thats a huge bonus

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing an I'M WITH STUPID t-shirt with the arrow pointing up.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing a wetsuit but it would be justified in the weather we’re having. It’s raining so hard I could nearly swim to town.

..as though you’d need an excuse…

 

[Newreality]

I am not wearing a hat.

But you can leave your hat on.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Anything fashionable

 

[AlexBailey]

..as though you’d need an excuse…

I was just saying that today a wetsuit would actually be justified

 

[BrendaBear]

I was just saying that today a wetsuit would actually be justified

Whatever you want, is all good by me.

 

[Trubbycat]

Whatever you want, is all good by me.

Is neoprene tougher than latex to get into? Inquiring minds...

 

[Shenanigans90]

My elephant costume, well except for the trunk.

 

[AlexBailey]

Is neoprene tougher than latex to get into? Inquiring minds...

Neoprene is way easier - and warmer, but latex is much hotter!

 

[Trubbycat]

Neoprene is way easier - and warmer, but latex is much hotter!

And shines up so nicely

 

[BrendaBear]

Neoprene is way easier - and warmer, but latex is much hotter!

I was so positive you would know the answer…

I truly have no idea, I will stick with nylons, thank you very much.
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[AlexBailey]

I was so positive you would know the answer…

I truly have no idea, I will stick with nylons, thank you very much.
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Yeah, but nylon doesn’t have the same bounce!

 

[Trubbycat]

Yeah, but nylon doesn’t have the same bounce!

I love that gif...

 

[LustyScribe]

No, of course not! A full proper blindfold is much more appropriate. And will help you to focus on doing the one job I require of you.

But I am not greedy, I have no trouble sharing you with @EricaLynch … although we might decide to play with each other and leave you chained in the corner.

So, I've heard of "ride share" programs. Would this constitute a "ridden/shared" concept? And where might one go to apply? Asking for a friend.
Okay, for a friend's face.
Alright, it's me. My face would like to apply.

I'll just be sitting over here waiting...licking my eyebrows.

Not wearing a SHRED of self-restraint.