Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[jason28053]

I don’t have enough holes

Pace yourself

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t have enough holes

Wait…what line is this again?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t have enough holes

This thread is just great to work backwards on

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[jason28053]

This thread is just great to work backwards on

that's what she said

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This thread is just great to work backwards on

I hear you’re good at that.

Or wait maybe that’s @Indie ?

 

[crazychemgirl]

“When your legs don’t work like they used to” … beginning of a love song or a horror movie

 

[ShaneoD]

“When your legs don’t work like they used to” … beginning of a love song or a horror movie

Damn now I'm remembering that clip of Madonna falling at that awards show

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Best sandwich topping….

Turkey or ham?
Swiss or havarti?
Mayo or mustard?
Rye or white?

Turkey
Havarti, but only with ham
Mustard, preferably honey or spicy brown
White, I guess. I haaaaate the caraway seeds they put on rye

Ok … with UNLIMITED toppings.. make your ultimate sandwich.

Croissant…a real one, with crisp flaky layers
Primo Taglio pan roasted turkey from Vons/Pavillions/Safeway/etc
Sharp cheddar
Crispy bacon
Avocado
Lettuce
Tomato (slimy middle removed, remaining part salted and peppered)
Onion
Southwest chipotle r*nch

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I don’t like her music or persona at all, but damned if I don’t find myself rallying behind her in most public battles she faces. Sticking it to a greedy music industry asshole? Go for it. Holding a radio station sleazeball accountable for groping a young girl? Yup. Pissing off conservative men by existing and thriving? Fuck yeah!

I thought it was BBQ sauce. But still no.

That’s an upside-down bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s in the background

Get yourself a therapy treat. That's my rule: one milkshake per session! (Or just laugh at a bag of disposable, that helps too )

As someone who is constantly being treated like a pincushion by medical professionals, my rule is needles = ice cream! I totally forgot about it after my Dr appointment yesterday though! My brain was distracted by the arrival of my new toy, roommate was already cooking dinner by the time I got home, plus there was triple chocolate crème cake. I should probably have a slice with ice cream today to restore balance to the universe!

That’s a lot of fucking.

And still somehow not enough!

“When your legs don’t work like they used to” … beginning of a love song or a horror movie

Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

“When your legs don’t work like they used to” … beginning of a love song or a horror movie

Why not both

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why not both

I was gonna but decided not too. Not sure if this should concern you or not.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was gonna but decided not too. Not sure if this should concern you or not.

Gonna what?

 

[BodieOhl]

“When your legs don’t work like they used to” … beginning of a love song or a horror movie

Beginning of every day for me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Gonna what?

Say the same thing

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Say the same thing

So your love/ horror also movie starts out with a girl cumming so hard she gets wobbly legs and then she gets wacked by the bad guy cause she couldn't run away like everyone else?

 

[jason28053]

So your love/ horror also movie starts out with a girl cumming so hard she gets wobbly legs and then she gets wacked by the bad guy cause she couldn't run away like everyone else?

Sounds about right

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So your love/ horror also movie starts out with a girl cumming so hard she gets wobbly legs and then she gets wacked by the bad guy cause she couldn't run away like everyone else?

I believe this is your weird fantasy. As I said, I decided against conflating the two concepts.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

As someone who is constantly being treated like a pincushion by medical professionals, my rule is needles = ice cream! I totally forgot about it after my Dr appointment yesterday though! My brain was distracted by the arrival of my new toy, roommate was already cooking dinner by the time I got home, plus there was triple chocolate crème cake. I should probably have a slice with ice cream today to restore balance to the universe!

So um…figured the pervs here would be interested to know that 2 different women each touched my boobs for a few minutes and a cute guy complimented my body as I was undressing yesterday

So your love/ horror also movie starts out with a girl cumming so hard she gets wobbly legs and then she gets wacked by the bad guy cause she couldn't run away like everyone else?

Why do I feel so personally attacked by this?!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

So um…figured the pervs here would be interested to know that 2 different women each touched my boobs for a few minutes and a cute guy complimented my body as I was undressing yesterday

How did you insert that explanation?
Actually, I think I see how you did it now. The formatting shows up in the quote.

If you are feeling dissatisfied with your medical appointment, I would be willing to play doctor with you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So um…figured the pervs here would be interested to know that 2 different women each touched my boobs for a few minutes and a cute guy complimented my body as I was undressing yesterday



Why do I feel so personally attacked by this?!

I like fantasy worlds.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I believe this is your weird fantasy. As I said, I decided against conflating the two concepts.

Wait…is this kink shaming? I’m sorry @OrdinaryPerson get cum-merk’ed all you want. You’re valid and we see and accept you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How did you insert that explanation?
Actually, I think I see how you did it now. The formatting shows up in the quote.

If you are feeling dissatisfied with your medical appointment, I would be willing to play doctor with you.

Noooooo, thank you! I have some serious medical trauma that has made me insist on only female doctors and medical staff for the past decade. Like a male lab tech drawing blood is okay, but almost anything else, NOPE.