Oh, honey, it did not take me a few minutes. It took about 30 seconds to type the free flowing string of juvenile consciousnessIt give me so much pleasure to Imagine of spending the last few minutes coming up with all of those.
You didn’t happen to find my duffle bag of butt plugs as well did you?A flock of phalluses, party of pricks, the Wu Tang Wangs, a cluster of fucks, a clique of dicks, a throbbing throng, shower of schlongs...I have the humor of a 10 year old boy
I'm nothing if not helpfulOh my god. I needed this hilarityI am actually crying from laughing at this
Truly the best way to decompress after a therapy appointment. I’m still chuckling to myselfI'm nothing if not helpful
Get yourself a therapy treat. That's my rule: one milkshake per session! (Or just laugh at a bag of disposable, that helps too
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Bag of disposable?Get yourself a therapy treat. That's my rule: one milkshake per session! (Or just laugh at a bag of disposable, that helps too
There’s also Dick Run Clare on Instagram. Legendary.
Haha I got a bottle of wine because I had to stop at the store. And I’m definitely making cookies tonightGet yourself a therapy treat. That's my rule: one milkshake per session! (Or just laugh at a bag of disposable, that helps too
so plenty of treats!
My route is a circle...is it a vagina route?
I think that’s more of an asshole.
We need an expert opinion. Where's @Indie , we need her to chime in on this one
Make sure you start with A LOT of stretching.
That’s how it’s done!Haha I got a bottle of wine because I had to stop at the store. And I’m definitely making cookies tonight
Cookies, you say?Haha I got a bottle of wine because I had to stop at the store. And I’m definitely making cookies tonight
The titty route?
I believe you were correct O Wise oneI believe the designated shape for buttholes is a️? At least for @Indie ’s perfect one
That’s a lot of fucking.
I have faith in You!!
I don’t have enough holes
