Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t do this

No stamina for ketchup wars today?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Remind me to tell you the story of the duffle bag of dildos

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Remind me to tell you the story of the duffle bag of dildos

 

[crazychemgirl]

Remind me to tell you the story of the duffle bag of dildos

I so want to find a name for that which combines dildos and duffle … but I have hungry lunch brain and all I can think of is my sandwich

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I so want to find a name for that which combines dildos and duffle … but I have hungry lunch brain and all I can think of is my sandwich

A mighty herd of duffalos

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I so want to find a name for that which combines dildos and duffle … but I have hungry lunch brain and all I can think of is my sandwich

Duffildo?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Duffildo?

Dilldufs

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dillduf story:
https://voca.ro/1htucSMbgns5

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dillduf story:
https://voca.ro/1htucSMbgns5

A veritable cornucopia of concupiscent contraptions!

 

[jason28053]

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Why white people, why???

Is that a penis drawn on it?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that a penis drawn on it?

Are you seeing penises everywhere? Is that what lit has done to you?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you seeing penises everywhere? Is that what lit has done to you?

Yeah…Lit…is what did it.

 

[jason28053]

Dillduf story:
https://voca.ro/1htucSMbgns5

So, That’s where my bag went!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah…Lit…is what did it.

Well it wasn’t me!

 

[jason28053]

Are you seeing penises everywhere? Is that what lit has done to you?

You don’t?

 

[jason28053]

So, That’s where my bag went!

That was Santa’s bag of dildos

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You're welcome.....
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I'm going to stab you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That was Santa’s bag of dildos

The gift that keeps on cumming

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

My boss moved houses and didn't want the movers to in any way touch their sex toys, so she put them in a box and put them in the trunk of her car. They got moved and she forgot they were still in there and her car got broken into. Imagine the surprise of the thief when they opened the box and saw dildos, etc.

 

[__Nathan1968]

My boss moved houses and didn't want the movers to in any way touch their sex toys, so she put them in a box and put them in the trunk of her car. They got moved and she forgot they were still in there and her car got broken into. Imagine the surprise of the thief when they opened the box and saw dildos, etc.

Imagine the insurance claim form.

 

[MindYaBitness]

A veritable cornucopia of concupiscent contraptions!

A flock of phalluses, party of pricks, the Wu Tang Wangs, a cluster of fucks, a clique of dicks, a throbbing throng, shower of schlongs...I have the humor of a 10 year old boy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A flock of phalluses, party of pricks, the Wu Tang Wangs, a cluster of fucks, a clique of dicks, a throbbing throng, shower of schlongs...I have the humor of a 10 year old boy

It give me so much pleasure to Imagine of spending the last few minutes coming up with all of those.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Are you seeing penises everywhere? Is that what lit has done to you?

I’m clearing old photos off of my phone. I found this one which was the map of the +/- 5k run loop I used to do a couple times a week. I swear to god I didn’t force it (no pun intended).

May cross post on the sex toy review thread.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m clearing old photos off of my phone. I found this one which was the map of the +/- 5k run loop I used to do a times a week. I swear to god I didn’t force it (no pun intended).


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I dunno man..:if you see a penis..:you might want to visit the doctor cause there’s some physical trauma involved here.

I see a caterpillar smoking a cigarette myself.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Dillduf story:
https://voca.ro/1htucSMbgns5

Oh my god. I needed this hilarity I am actually crying from laughing at this