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A list of things I’m mad that the USA has that we don’t in Canada:

- dark roast Starbucks iced coffee .. I didn’t even know they made it … why can we only get medium roast in Canada
- caramel cold brew m&ms
- ALL THE YUMMY COFFEE CREAMER FLAVOURS … like cinnamon … omg .. I also got oatmeal cookie oat creamer
- nacho cheese sauce in a can … not queso.. nacho cheese sauce. There’s a difference


I fucking hate all of you.
 
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holy shit that's brilliant. I need to know if it tastes different than using chocolate chips or similar.
I tried regular chocolate chips and it overwhelmed it a bit. Would definitely try mini chocolate chips next time. I even bought a bag of mini chocolate chips after that, but they began to mysteriously dwindle down soon after 🕵🏻‍♀️
 
A list of things I’m mad that the USA has that we don’t in Canada:

- dark roast Starbucks iced coffee .. I didn’t even know they made it … why can we not get medium roast in Canada
- caramel cold brew m&ms
- ALL THE YUMMY COFFEE CREAMER FLAVOURS … like cinnamon … omg .. I also got oatmeal cookie oat creamer
- nacho cheese sauce in a can … not queso.. nacho cheese sauce. There’s a difference


I fucking hate all of you.
You have Coffee Crisps. I think you have the better end of the bargain.

You also have butter tarts and peameal but I make those for myself now. Coffee Crisps, on the other hand I have to hoard.
 
A list of things I’m mad that the USA has that we don’t in Canada:

- dark roast Starbucks iced coffee .. I didn’t even know they made it … why can we only get medium roast in Canada
- caramel cold brew m&ms
- ALL THE YUMMY COFFEE CREAMER FLAVOURS … like cinnamon … omg .. I also got oatmeal cookie oat creamer
- nacho cheese sauce in a can … not queso.. nacho cheese sauce. There’s a difference


I fucking hate all of you.
We also have Trader Joe's 😬
 
See my edit above you little shit
So I’ve been thinking about this (and not because some weird inner sub part of me wants to be called a little shit 😝). But like Dramatic Noir And Comedic blanc

You make the bottles to be sculpted like the tragedy and comedy masks, maybe form them so they make a little yin-yang symbol (because what do the kinds of jackass teens were marketing too love more than a little cultural appropriation? Nothing!). You could make a mint!
 
A list of things I’m mad that the USA has that we don’t in Canada:

- dark roast Starbucks iced coffee .. I didn’t even know they made it … why can we only get medium roast in Canada
- caramel cold brew m&ms
- ALL THE YUMMY COFFEE CREAMER FLAVOURS … like cinnamon … omg .. I also got oatmeal cookie oat creamer
- nacho cheese sauce in a can … not queso.. nacho cheese sauce. There’s a difference


I fucking hate all of you.
I’ll trade you for socialized medicine?
 
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