Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yo. I just pulled out a file folder of parodies I have write and sang them to my bf, trying so desperately not to crack up at my own superb wit, and that motherfucker just sat there grinding bullets with a dremel tool. I’m actually not sure wtf he was doing but what he wasn’t doing was acknowledging my star like entertainment skills. I ended up singing them to the dog and saying I’m a fucken genius.

Wait, what’s this now?

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m sorry… grinding bullets with a dremel?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Those who wear makeup … do you put all your makeup on with your dominant hand or do you use both depending on the side of the face you’re working on?

Stage makeup traumatized me for life and I can only wear eye and lip makeup on very rare occasions, nothing but moisturizer on the rest of my skin. When I do wear eye or lip makeup, it’s usually lipstick and eyeliner and mascara on right eye with my right hand, and mascara on my left eye with my left hand.

Careful. If you are perceived you could be in trouble.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/hist...-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/

This is honestly one of my favorite things in history.

That works for me

But I'm also thinking about someone making me a hat made of cheese too. And imagining taking nibbles when I get hungry even though I'm not supposed to.

Don’t be ridiculous! The hat is a sombrero made of a giant tortilla chip, and the top is indented to accommodate real melted nacho cheese (none of the processed crap) and one has to sing “Nacho Man” a la Homer Simpson. This is the way!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A vest, that is going to take a lot of cheese.

I mean…my areolae alone would require 2 whole slices of mozzarella

Wouldn’t want that @PlanetaryNebula but really it should be @Kitty_so_frisky award, she knew what she was doing when she tagged me over there

What did I do? I haven’t caught up on that thread yet either

No we’re good here. CCM tolerates the shit out of me and I’m weirder than you are

I think I got called out at least once for taking the sex talk too far and had to point at the thread title. Don’t recall who it was though

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What did I do? I haven’t caught up on that thread yet either

You know what you did.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And the trailing scent of Drakkar Noir mixed with Axe body spray.

Axe body spray is for middle school boys, only.

I think it’s something bros use

Annnnd I figured it out right after I posted that comment. The magic still exists though. Because you went through the effort to do that for the sake of a joke. Like I said, Nebby likey.

I once replaced the bottom half of this meme with a pic of my tits when my best friend was having a bad day I think there’s an emoji link to it somewhere in my post history here too

It’s not about individual contribution it’s about team results! Also I’m still figuring out the gif size limits. I think @Photog1rl clued me in last night but I was pretty drunk so I should revisit that post

This is important information!

You, my dear, are simply the best!
https://voca.ro/1iSMg6ROx9gy

I listen to the whole thing waiting for you to sing Simply the Best

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I feel personally attacked by this.


This is me too, except my pussy swears I’m still 19


I caught up on Outlander season 7 this weekend and 1 of the characters was writing a book about his experience and considering calling it The Time-Travelers Guide to the Galaxy and I’ve never appreciated him more


Fucking truth! When a Floridian dies and goes to hell, they’re like “well, at least it’s a dry heat.”


It’s the metal and orgies


Nebs, you’re a fucking genius and I’d listen to your parodies any day!
Also, @Tigobitties98 @morelikeasong and I need someone to finish rewriting the lyrics of Santa Jason to the tune of Santa Baby, but with @jason28053 buying us sex toys, lingerie, mani-pedis, etc

I can help with this!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait, what’s this now?

I’m sorry… grinding bullets with a dremel?

You guys this was sooo last night. I don’t know what he was doing. There was a dremel, a clip, some bullets
But the POINT was my parodic genius being ignored

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You guys this was sooo last night. I don’t know what he was doing. There was a dremel, a clip, some bullets
But the POINT was my parodic genius being ignored

No, I got that point. I’m asking about this parodic genius so that I can appreciate it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Axe body spray is for middle school boys, only.


I once replaced the bottom half of this meme with a pic of my tits when my best friend was having a bad day I think there’s an emoji link to it somewhere in my post history here too
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This is important information!


I listen to the whole thing waiting for you to sing Simply the Best

I wanna see the titty meme

 

[Trubbycat]

You guys this was sooo last night. I don’t know what he was doing. There was a dremel, a clip, some bullets
But the POINT was my parodic genius being ignored

I’d rather talk about that.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No, I got that point. I’m asking about this parodic genius so that I can appreciate it!

I figured you did… Trubby however is ready to shoot out a school full of Karen’s so he missed it @Trubbycat

 

[Trubbycat]

I figured you did… Trubby however is ready to shoot out a school full of Karen’s so he missed it @Trubbycat

No no no… I’m fine

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I figured you did… Trubby however is ready to shoot out a school full of Karen’s so he missed it @Trubbycat

Well this is what I get for going to bed I guess

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I wanna see the titty meme

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This was before I’d learned the emoji thing

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Amazing kitty

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well this is what I get for going to bed I guess

Amateur hour. Huffed to much drakkar* noir and passed out

Fucking Autocunt. Now I need to dremel some bullets

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This was before I’d learned the emoji thing

Gotta click ‘em all!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Amateur hour. Huffed to much dramatic noir and passed out

I prefer comedic noir tyvm. Much smoother high. Less harsh drop afterwards.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I prefer comedic noir tyvm. Much smoother high. Less harsh drop afterwards.

See my edit above you little shit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Amateur hour. Huffed to much drakkar* noir and passed out

Fucking Autocunt. Now I need to dremel some bullets

It was a pretty good one though

 

[Trubbycat]

Re: autocunt

Do you have to press a button? How does it work?

I’m used to the old manual cunts…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was a pretty good one though

Like I think we could market dramatic noir and comedic blanc to overly serious teenagers.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It was a pretty good one though

I concur. You’re a quick witted little shit