Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me-too girl, I'm Sister Mary Shinanigan, of Our Lady of Perpetual Lit Debauchery. Are you our new Reverend Mother Nebula?

Only if we are about to sing a chorus of songs from Sister Act

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’d love to. But can’t. Ever since the tragic yodeling accident back in 2018 I’m under strict orders, straight from the Dept of Agriculture to never yodel again. So many poor goats were lost that day.

That was you? Damn

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

As soon as I even bend over or move a little bit my entire face is red as a fucking lobster… trust me… I’m a rosacea girl.

At least you have to bend over for the affect. I could be dead in my coffin for weeks and still…
What many litsters have confused for a sex flush is really a skin condition

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m glad I have one big drawer of that not counting my hair, skin care and perfume (separate) drawers because those don’t count

Oh hair is a completely different story. I have long, thick, curly, frizzy hair and it takes soooo damn much time, tools and product to manage. I can’t go out into the world looking like a frizzlebeast either, I just have to fucking deal with it

Some folks don't need makeup.

Oh I would definitely benefit from it visually, it just grosses me the fuck out

No. I’ll be up at 3 a.m, doing it myself

I feel that so hard.

At least you have to bend over for the affect. I could be dead in my coffin for weeks and still…
What many litsters have confused for a sex flush is really a skin condition

Mine is definitely a sex flush…or iron-deficiency anemia…or possibly POTS…

 

[MindYaBitness]

At least you have to bend over for the affect. I could be dead in my coffin for weeks and still…
What many litsters have confused for a sex flush is really a skin condition

If my facecis red, it's definitely a sexual flush, IYKYK

 

[Lindi37]

If she actually does makeup in the mirror and not the car, I am looking at or caressing her tits while her hands are busy. I like they way they move or kind of jiggle when they are free. In this life I have now they are not in sync. In a younger relationship they moved perfectly in unison. Not sure why it made a difference but I made her feel like she was the centerfold she was!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Only if we are about to sing a chorus of songs from Sister Act

Is it too late to join the convent?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That was you? Damn

Shhh don’t let it get around.

Yodel groupies are the worst!

 

[PersonalFavors]

Exactly.

 

[PersonalFavors]

At least you have to bend over for the affect. I could be dead in my coffin for weeks and still…
What many litsters have confused for a sex flush is really a skin condition

I dunno. This is a mild winter and I have dry skin in the weirdest places. I wish i had a masseuse that could rub lotion on everyday. Or maybe go swimming in a vat of it. Or maybe a blow up pool for two filled with really nice oil and a friend.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is it too late to join the convent?

Nope! Cum my child

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Shhh don’t let it get around.

Yodel groupies are the worst!

Don’t. I. Know. It

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is it too late to join the convent?

Of course not, I'll grab an extra habit! Are you a novice or full blown nun?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Nope! Cum my child

Gladly!

Of course not, I'll grab an extra habit! Are you a novice or full blown nun?

Full blown nun

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t. I. Know. It

If you promise to keep it to yourself I’ll tell you I stay in hotels under the name Uncle Alp. You know for future reference.

Wait shit…you haven’t promised.

And this is a public forum!

*slaps forehead* I coulda had a V8!

 

[Bry1313]

At least you have to bend over for the affect. I could be dead in my coffin for weeks and still…
What many litsters have confused for a sex flush is really a skin condition

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Don’t let @Indie hear that you think it’s weird

The nerve of some people!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I thought we all just had to tag @Indie every so often because she’s a lovely magical creature who needs tags to survive and will *ahem* if we don’t?

Hi @Indie

I just like a little attention, that's all.

Hi Kitty

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The nerve of some people!

I didn’t say it was ALL weird!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Only if we are about to sing a chorus of songs from Sister Act

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[SirConradPeckereye]

Of course not, I'll grab an extra habit! Are you a novice or full blown nun?

He can be neither! he would be a monk.

 

[Photog1rl]

They can be either! A nun or a monk.

Just jumping in and I only half read and rarely read back and I have shit reading comprehension but I think I FIFY.

If this is white knighting…I’m not white or a knight…and I'm sorry.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yay for days off work …

 

[deft]

Yay for days off work …

If only...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yay for days off work …