Sex & Shenanigans

[marriedman1973]

I'm intrigued, how do you keep your hair from getting smoothed into the cheese?

Hair net and a lot of hope

 

[jason28053]

Dominant hand, except for mascara

Same!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm intrigued, how do you keep your hair from getting smoothed into the cheese?

Hmm cheese hair

 

[jason28053]

Hmm cheese hair

It’s better than hair cheese

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Hmm cheese hair

What is happening in here today?

 

[__Nathan1968]

This is what happens without adult supervision.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

This is what happens without adult supervision.

I’m sorry who are you alleging is an adult in this thread

 

[morelikeasong]

That works for me

But I'm also thinking about someone making me a hat made of cheese too. And imagining taking nibbles when I get hungry even though I'm not supposed to.

I think I’d prefer a cheese scarf. Or maybe even a vest. Havarti with dill. For flare.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think I’d prefer a cheese scarf. Or maybe even a vest. Havarti with dill. For flare.

Swiss stockings when you're feeling kinky?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I think I’d prefer a cheese scarf. Or maybe even a vest. Havarti with dill. For flare.

If it’s a vest, might I recommend Swiss? And not that lacy kind with the tiny holes.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Swiss stockings when you're feeling kinky?

Beat me to it!

 

[Wand3rlust]

As long as it isn't knob cheese.

*Wanders off again*

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m sorry who are you alleging is an adult in this thread

 

[Bbl87]

As long as it isn't knob cheese.

*Wanders off again*

You mean fromunda cheese?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Swiss stockings when you're feeling kinky?

I’m genuinely scared to look up Swiss stockings on Urban dictionary.

 

[jason28053]

I think I’d prefer a cheese scarf. Or maybe even a vest. Havarti with dill. For flare.

A vest, that is going to take a lot of cheese.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I’d prefer a cheese scarf. Or maybe even a vest. Havarti with dill. For flare.

Miss Jarlsberg if you’re nasty.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m genuinely scared to look up Swiss stockings on Urban dictionary.

*frantically writing a definition*

 

[__Nathan1968]

*frantically writing a definition*

Don’t worry, @SalaciousMonkey22, I’ll include you in the term usage sentence.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t worry, @SalaciousMonkey22, I’ll include you in the term usage sentence.

All right brother! I’ve always wanted to be internet famous!

Wait…is this definition gonna involve weird butt stuff?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

All right brother! I’ve always wanted to be internet famous!

Wait…is this definition gonna involve weird butt stuff?

Now it is

 

[morelikeasong]

All right brother! I’ve always wanted to be internet famous!

Wait…is this definition gonna involve weird butt stuff?

Don’t let @Indie hear that you think it’s weird

 

[Wand3rlust]

You mean fromunda cheese?

I know what I meant...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t let @Indie hear that you think it’s weird

I didn’t say ALL butt stuff was weird!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I didn’t say ALL butt stuff was weird!

Not all butt stuff is weird. But this stuff…