Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

*Gets distracted by how hot I look in the mirror.*

Wait…is that me or you? Dammit!

Just 2 hot weirdos making it rain.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The fact that I don’t think you’re weird probably says more about me than you.

I think we are all a bit weird here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just 2 hot weirdos making it rain.

Oh…that’s water? Phew, I was worried for a second.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think we are all a bit weird here

Definitely self-selection bias

 

[Bry1313]

I think we are all a bit weird here

At least the fun people are

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Definitely self-selection bias

You’re a funny little monkey. Nebby likey.

At least the fun people are

you sir are CORRECT!
Perhaps this is more of that self selection bias…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re a funny little monkey. Nebby likey.

Awww thanks. And I don’t even think you’re being nice to score points

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Talking about the fact that we are all weird made me think of this scene.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re a funny little monkey. Nebby likey.

you sir are CORRECT!
Perhaps this is more of that self selection bias…

 

[__Nathan1968]

You guys and this door reminds me of a friend who could not get her sons attention when asking him to improve his grades.
She took the door off the hinges.
He is a dentist now.

He had been studying to be a gynocologist.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Awww thanks. And I don’t even think you’re being nice to score points

If you DID think that, I would say you must have quite an ego on you, assuming I would have to work for my points…

I have no filter. Thoughts come in, words come out

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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How did you make this!?!?!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you DID think that, I would say you must have quite an ego on you, assuming I would have to work for my points…

I have no filter. Thoughts come in, words come out

Well I do. But it wasn’t involved in that comment.

What’s a filter?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How did you make this!?!?!

Magic. And a random photo roll. And iPhone image edit. So yeah, magic.

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well I do. But it wasn’t involved in that comment.

What’s a filter?

I think it’s something bros use

Magic. And a random photo roll. And iPhone image edit. So yeah, magic.

Annnnd I figured it out right after I posted that comment. The magic still exists though. Because you went through the effort to do that for the sake of a joke. Like I said, Nebby likey.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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SNORT

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think it’s something bros use

I’ve been side-eyeing these dudes for a while now.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ve been side-eyeing these dudes for a while now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m only gonna derail in this thread. But now I’m totally singing Ass Crushers incorporated to the tune of Kids incorporated

A!
s!
S!
S!

The extra S is for sexy. Don’t judge my songwriting.
Post in thread ' Wanker of the Week Awards '
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/-wanker-of-the-week-awards-.1603155/post-98270198

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Brilliant. Can you put a sideways cap on the peak?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Brilliant. Can you put a sideways cap on the peak?

I can try

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can try

My three favorite words.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have no filter. Thoughts come in, words come out.

My mind wanders and my mouth follows. Thankfully it’s usually not profane.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]