Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was a statement. Like if this guys on my bedroom door, who knows what the fuck is happening inside. See? Weird

Wouldn’t want anyone walking in on you playing with your ukulele for sure.

 

[jason28053]

No when I was a teen. Now there’s no point because no one is walking through

New sign? Please Enter Me?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bros was a typo. That ended up making perfect sense

Wouldn’t call it “perfect” but somehow I deciphered it

 

[AuntieDisco]

I used a whole roll of electrical tape to write the word KNOCK on my door. And had a picture of tiny Tim I cut out of the newspaper as a backup threat

Did it ever worked?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wouldn’t call it “perfect” but somehow I deciphered it

Well the grammar was fucked but can’t you see bros only riding the carousel tigers?

 

[Apisto42]

No we’re good here. CCM tolerates the shit out of me and I’m weirder than you are

I am not taking that as a challenge. I’m not. I’m not. I’m not.

Who is weirder? The person who announces it, or the one who just quietly does weird shit?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did it ever worked?

Nope.

 

[Xerxes82]

Wouldn’t want anyone walking in on you playing with your ukulele for sure.

At least not until they've paid for tickets.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Who is weirder? The person who announces it, or the one who just quietly does weird shit?

Well who is who? Everyone here knows I’m weird

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

At least not until they've paid for tickets.

That’s fucken right!

 

[Bry1313]

Well who is who? Everyone here knows I’m weird

But fun weird, not weird weird.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well the grammar was fucked but can’t you see bros only riding the carousel tigers?

Can I. Oh the white tanks tops that float through my mind to the sound of a calliope.

 

[AuntieDisco]

New sign? Please Enter Me?

Didn’t realised I was running the boudoir nights

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But fun weird, not weird weird.

Exactly. Thank you Bry

Can I. Oh the white tanks tops that float through my mind to the sound of a calliope.

and the gold chains. Don’t forget the gold chains

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well who is who? Everyone here knows I’m weird

*pats your hand gently*. Yes yes, you’re the weirdest of them all.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Exactly. Thank you Bry

and the gold chains. Don’t forget the gold chains

And the trailing scent of Drakkar Noir mixed with Axe body spray.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

*pats your hand gently*. Yes yes, you’re the weirdest of them all.

Mirror mirror on the wall…

 

[Bry1313]

And the trailing scent of Drakkar Noir mixed with Axe body spray.

Now the Axe body spray is for weird weird.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mirror mirror on the wall…

*Gets distracted by how hot I look in the mirror.*

Wait…is that me or you? Dammit!

 

[Apisto42]

Well who is who? Everyone here knows I’m weird

The fact that I don’t think you’re weird probably says more about me than you.

 

[Xerxes82]

*Gets distracted by how hot I look in the mirror.*

Wait…is that me or you? Dammit!

Does the mirror have amazing boobs? 'Cause then it's definitely her.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does the mirror have amazing boobs? 'Cause then it's definitely her.

Sez you

 

[Apisto42]

And the trailing scent of Drakkar Noir mixed with Axe body spray.

Ag, junior high.

 

[Xerxes82]

New sign? Please Enter Me?

Rare directions that dudes might actually follow!

 

[PersonalFavors]

Still on the bedroom door when you turned 30. Assuming you have turned 30 already. At any rate, I can dig it

You guys and this door reminds me of a friend who could not get her sons attention when asking him to improve his grades.
She took the door off the hinges.
He is a dentist now.