🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Whiskeyjack]

Well wankers and uhhh those who love and loathe them. It’s Sunday in my fine country and we know what that means?

Yes! That’s right a day of prayer and contemplation of all that is holy. Just kidding freaky babies. Who has time for that when nominations are now open again for the greatest awards to appear every week*.

Remember you can anon vote via PM or post it right here!

Can we self-nominate?
My brain finally adjusted enough to my newest medications that my dick works again! I've been wanking all week like a teenager who just discovered porn.

https://imgur.com/a/g5QNqy0

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I nominate @Mr_bogey for being the wankiest wanker around and let's be honest, we all want to see him hold the trophy.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I nominate @Mr_bogey for being the wankiest wanker around and let's be honest, we all want to see him hold the trophy.

 

[StillRain]

Guys. What if @Whiskeyjack / @Mr_bogey /have a head to head battle? (Yes, those heads.)












On cam.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Guys. What if @Bry1313 / @Mr_bogey have a head to head battle? (Yes, those heads.)












On cam.

A sword fight

 

[Bry1313]

Guys. What if @Whiskeyjack / @Mr_bogey /have a head to head battle? (Yes, those heads.)












On cam.

 

[StillRain]

I had to edit I naturally thought it was Bry wanking.

 

[StillRain]

Fine guys it’s a three way!

 

[StillRain]

@Bry1313 , @Whiskeyjack and @Mr_bogey

Anyone else up for this televised wank off?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Cuz you are a team player!

 

[Azuldrgon]

*backs away slowly*

 

[Whiskeyjack]

@Bry1313 , @Whiskeyjack and @Mr_bogey

Anyone else up for this televised wank off?

Wait... televised???

Sorry... my penis just got so small.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@Bry1313 , @Whiskeyjack and @Mr_bogey

Anyone else up for this televised wank off?

I bet @NRJLIVES4ever would play ball

 

[jason28053]

@Bry1313 , @Whiskeyjack and @Mr_bogey

Anyone else up for this televised wank off?

On the BBC “Beating Big Cocks”?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I bet @NRJLIVES4ever would play ball

That is presumptuous to think that. But, well, shit I probably would.

 

[StillRain]

That is presumptuous to think that. But, well, shit I probably would.

We know what we know, baby!

 

[Apisto42]

@Bry1313 , @Whiskeyjack and @Mr_bogey

Anyone else up for this televised wank off?

So are you doing the live color commentary?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Guys. What if @Whiskeyjack / @Mr_bogey /have a head to head battle? (Yes, those heads.)












On cam.

It’s not hot boy anal.














But I’d watch

 

[Apisto42]

It’s not hot boy anal.














But I’d watch

Who wouldn’t?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That is presumptuous to think that. But, well, shit I probably would.

NRJMVP

 

[Apisto42]

NRJMVP

Is that because he’s the more experienced cock wrangler?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is that because he’s the more experienced cock wrangler?

Nooooooo it’s because I know he’s a team player dammit!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

NRJMVP

Music to my ears, sugar.

So...hot boy anal. Tell me of this.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nooooooo it’s because I know he’s a team player dammit!

It’s one of the things I like most about him. That and his good taste in music.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It’s one of the things I like most about him. That and his good taste in music.

Hey, it takes teamwork to make the dream work. Especially if that dream is to crush all the ass. #dreamtheimpossibledream