Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

I aim for B5, just above the water line. Less splashing and quieter.

This is a reasonable strategy especially when you are within earshot of mixed company. Unless you want to impress them a la Jimmy Dugan.

 

[Bbl87]

How very Sportsy and/or spy-ish of you to create a silent peeing strategy!

Our bathroom is right next to the nursery, so it's just straight up instinct at this point to make as little noise as possible, no matter how minor.

 

[Bbl87]

This is a reasonable strategy especially when you are within earshot of mixed company. Unless you want to impress them a la Jimmy Dugan.

Well, that was well!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I think more important is knowing which urinal to select.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Those who wear makeup … do you put all your makeup on with your dominant hand or do you use both depending on the side of the face you’re working on?

 

[Bry1313]

I think more important is knowing which urinal to select.

The sanctity of the every other rule must not be violated

 

[PersonalFavors]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

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I can't tell for sure, H3 or B5. I try to hit just above the water line where the curve of the comode is such that it doesn't splash out. I hate when I have people over and guys are like power pissers seeing how loud and low a tone they can make. Cleaning up the over spray is nasty and demeaning. So revolting I don't even expect the woman to clean it up. However neat and tidy, when it is just the two of us I don't put the lid down. And I sprang for the soft close when I replaced them all. Once you find the sweet spot it is easier to hit in a Toto oval. Little round ones like in the pic are not always so simple. And forget needing to pee with an erection. I hate when my dick hits the lid. Even at home. Ew.

 

[Bbl87]

I think more important is knowing which urinal to select.

The sanctity of the every other rule must not be violated

One must abide by the code.

 

[PersonalFavors]

Dude! Are you watching my fat arse get ready

If she actually does makeup in the mirror and not the car, I am looking at or caressing her tits while her hands are busy. I like they way they move or kind of jiggle when they are free. In this life I have now they are not in sync. In a younger relationship they moved perfectly in unison. Not sure why it made a difference but I made her feel like she was the centerfold she was!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d assume everyone is aiming at E-5, no?

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After reading the replies I no longer think I’m the worst at overthinking everything.

 

[Apisto42]

After reading the replies I no longer think I’m the worst at overthinking everything.

lol. Usually aiming for middle, but I have a tendency to veer left.

 

[PersonalFavors]

lol. Usually aiming for middle, but I have a tendency to veer left.

Is neatness over thinking it? I do a lot of things that many feel like are an extra step. But in the end I saved a step or made something simpler. Engineering stuff at work that eliminates revisits to fix something that wasn't done right the first time.
I'm the son of an Engineer too...

 

[LupineOne]

Right, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Right, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

Where can I get this book?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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Right, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

How do you think @gga caught me? lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Right, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

What the fuck is an 'unperceived' and why does it have a hair and a pin?

 

[__Nathan1968]

How do you think @gga caught me? lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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k, so there better be queso

 

[__Nathan1968]

I brought cheddar. Hoping ‘s ok.

 

[PersonalFavors]

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Right, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

Always have cheese. Some for before dinner some of the really stinky stuff for after. Other moods include various cheddars and gouda that make a killer mac n cheese

 

[LupineOne]

What the fuck is an 'unperceived' and why does it have a hair and a pin?

I have no idea and I probably don’t want to know

 

[__Nathan1968]

Careful. If you are perceived you could be in trouble.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/hist...-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/

 

[MindYaBitness]

Those who wear makeup … do you put all your makeup on with your dominant hand or do you use both depending on the side of the face you’re working on?

Dominant hand, except for mascara

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Right, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

That works for me

But I'm also thinking about someone making me a hat made of cheese too. And imagining taking nibbles when I get hungry even though I'm not supposed to.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That works for me

But I'm also thinking about someone making me a hat made of cheese too. And imagining taking nibbles when I get hungry even though I'm not supposed to.

I'm intrigued, how do you keep your hair from getting smoothed into the cheese?