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And they taste like cardboard.
I accidentally took communion once as a kid because I went to church with a friend and I was hungry and I didn’t know I shouldn’t
Was it a Catholic church? Because in Catholic theology, to take communion without belief is a cardinal sin and your soul is damned to hell.
Or something like that. I'm not Catholic. Fuck if I know.
 
Was it a Catholic church? Because in Catholic theology, to take communion without belief is a cardinal sin and your soul is damned to hell.
Or something like that. I'm not Catholic. Fuck if I know.
It was. If hell exists, I’m probably headed there for many reasons, the least of which being taking communion out of hunger 😂💃
 
It was. If hell exists, I’m probably headed there for many reasons, the least of which being taking communion out of hunger 😂💃
My father in law is Catholic. English is his second language so pleasecread the following in a thick spanish accent...He goes to mass late because, "they talk to much, I'm just there for the cookie". I said, you mean the Corpus Cristi? "Ya, whatever, you know what I mean" 😂
 
Considering those weird fucks actually believe the wafer turns into the actual body of Christ, I’m not surprised they leave out the yeast. Who wants yeasty dead dude?
 
Considering those weird fucks actually believe the wafer turns into the actual body of Christ, I’m not surprised they leave out the yeast. Who wants yeasty dead dude?
I read an article by a Jewish journalist on the Supreme Court case of the Summum religion who wanted to erect a monument next to the Ten Commandment monument that Charlton Heston had gifted the city. She pointed out that it's only weird if it's not your kind if weird. And then proceeded to share how shoukd her meat fork touch a milk plate, she has to stick it in a house plant for an indeterminate amount if time until it's kosherness returns.

She's right. It's only weird if it's not the weird you're familiar with.
 
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