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MindYaBitness
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It's the sheep herder's guide, get your analogies right!
crazychemgirl
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He’s Jewish … he may not know.It's the sheep herder's guide, get your analogies right!
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Omg facts!!!!
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A blast from the past!!!! Hi ya Chem girl
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Bry1313
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I’ve been there……lots and lots of goats. Sheep too.It's the sheep herder's guide, get your analogies right!
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Last supper was a Sedar, he knows things for sure. Those biscuits the Catholics are eating better be unleavened.
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I feel seen!
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I do my bestYeah @Tigobitties98 giving most of us the reality check
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I want that apple stuff they serve at Sedar. I never make it right
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I do my best
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Charoset… I make a pretty good oneI want that apple stuff they serve at Sedar. I never make it right
MindYaBitness
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I'm sure I'd love yours. I've been to many a seder dinner, and I've never had a version of it I didn't love
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Have you seen their wafers? They're like tiddly-winks. No leavening at all going in there.
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The wine gives it a nice bitterness
morelikeasong
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And they taste like cardboard.
I accidentally took communion once as a kid because I went to church with a friend and I was hungry and I didn’t know I shouldn’t
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Was it a Catholic church? Because in Catholic theology, to take communion without belief is a cardinal sin and your soul is damned to hell.
Or something like that. I'm not Catholic. Fuck if I know.
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It was. If hell exists, I’m probably headed there for many reasons, the least of which being taking communion out of hunger
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Seems like that's in keeping with the story. Loaves and fishes are pricey.It was. If hell exists, I’m probably headed there for many reasons, the least of which being taking communion out of hunger
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My father in law is Catholic. English is his second language so pleasecread the following in a thick spanish accent...He goes to mass late because, "they talk to much, I'm just there for the cookie". I said, you mean the Corpus Cristi? "Ya, whatever, you know what I mean"It was. If hell exists, I’m probably headed there for many reasons, the least of which being taking communion out of hunger
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I’m not invited up front, I’ve only seen them from far away.
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I read an article by a Jewish journalist on the Supreme Court case of the Summum religion who wanted to erect a monument next to the Ten Commandment monument that Charlton Heston had gifted the city. She pointed out that it's only weird if it's not your kind if weird. And then proceeded to share how shoukd her meat fork touch a milk plate, she has to stick it in a house plant for an indeterminate amount if time until it's kosherness returns.
She's right. It's only weird if it's not the weird you're familiar with.
