🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

But doable?

Totally doable but it’s not my laptop and who knows where that’s been???

 

[jason28053]

Totally doable but it’s not my laptop and who knows where that’s been???

Well, we know one place it’s going

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I would like to thank nobody but myself for being a massive wanker. Everyone can piss off now.

I’m off to have a wank now whilst thinking of OP and spam.

Spam doesn't have and/or cause boners.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I would like to thank nobody but myself for being a massive wanker. Everyone can piss off now.

I’m off to have a wank now whilst thinking of OP and spam.

Don't forget the cock sauce

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Spam doesn't have and/or cause boners.

I beg to differ. I do bad things to spam.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Don't forget the cock sauce

That makes me want to sing 'ride a cock sauce'...

It's an English nursery rhyme.

It should be 'ride a cock horse'

I'm not sure that's better.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I beg to differ. I do bad things to spam.

Like vomit it up?

 

[jason28053]

That makes me want to sing 'ride a cock sauce'...

It's an English nursery rhyme.

It should be 'ride a cock horse'

I'm not sure that's better.

Can you sing a few bars ?

 

[BodieOhl]

Spam doesn't have and/or cause boners.

https://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Waikiki-Spam-Jam.jpg

But spam lovers can!

 

[StillRain]

Writhe in my cock sauce.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I would like to thank nobody but myself for being a massive wanker. Everyone can piss off now.

I’m off to have a wank now whilst thinking of OP and spam.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Waikiki-Spam-Jam.jpg

But spam lovers can!

Is that you?

 

[BodieOhl]

Is that you?

For a lit site, you're reading comprehension seems to be lacking...
My profile clearly says male.

 

[Wand3rlust]

For a lit site, you're reading comprehension seems to be lacking...
My profile clearly says male.

Shush be nice. She's Canadian...
Or something.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

For a lit site, you're reading comprehension seems to be lacking...
My profile clearly says male.

Well it's not nice to spamfish me.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’d better get my wank on!

You and me both, I thought I had this competition beat

 

[ydahecnot]

You and me both, I thought I had this competition beat

Well, you got whacked

 

[AmberLGreen]

You and me both, I thought I had this competition beat

I am sure @StillRain would allow video entries if you guys want to show who beats best

 

[jason28053]

I am sure @StillRain would allow video entries if you guys want to show who beats best

Like a wank off?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Like a wank off?

The great British wank off....

Brings new meaning to a 'Hollywood handshake'

 

[jason28053]

The great British wank off....

Brings new meaning to a 'Hollywood handshake'

Never heard of Hollywood handshake. Only Holywood

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, you got whacked

Won't be the last time

 

[StillRain]

I am sure @StillRain would allow video entries if you guys want to show who beats best

Definitely. I take bribes also.

 

[jason28053]

Definitely. I take bribes also.

In the form of??

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm available to judge, just so you know.