Cock Talk

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If it’s not impossible, it’s excruciatingly painful.

And messy,

 

[PersonalFavors]

For BongoG:
I can pee fully erect. You have to take a deep breath and let it out slow as the goddess would train you relax in a tantric massage. As it goes the penis does deflate to about a half way state and is not in a hurry to get back up. If someone needs the erection best to wait a few for it to subside some, then pee. Ready for service in no time after that. If peeing erect it is best outside or somewhere it does not matter where the pee goes. Like pee or ejaculation it is most unpleasant to try and shut it off.
As for the thread:
A lifetime owner as well, there were dry spells at times. Finding ways to jerk off that might make it feel like someone is doing it for you, or a slippery texture that is better than another... What seems to work best is the mind and a dry hand for me. Usually licking a pussy I enjoyed or a fantasy version. She is laying on top straddling my face. Eventually I can feel her hands and mouth on me curiously checking me out. As the story goes she begins to climax. Which usually trigger my self serve climax. Giving a slight elevation and feeling I wasn't actually by myself. Lube is better when applied by another. Self serving with lube is too quick. Quick means less intensity and a lot less duration of the climax. I looked for ways to make it better on and off over time. I discovered this simple pleasure waking up to a wet dream balancing my weight on my balls pinned to the mattress, my little erection firing salvo after salvo of pleasure. It that point I had figured out why I felt so wet some mornings. Once I figured out how to 'jerk it'. Game on. 3-4-5 times a day. No problem!
The current best vibrator is a hitachi wand and a cup or sleeve like attachment with a speed control. Many different types of climax are possible with this toy. Another vibrator I experienced belonged to a girlfriend I had. It was one of those big clunky ones with a handle and two big balls on it that was intended to self massage your back. I stretched a pair of her silky underwear over it to hold my penis between the vibrating balls as I stood next to the edge of the bed and fucked the thing ever so gently. I could squirt cum so far with that, I can't decide if I was proud or impressed. The best vibrator was an old back massager from the 50's. It had a bell shaped attachment that perfectly covered the head. Powerful vibrations the first several uses I could barley keep it on my dick. I would cum in a tissue and put it away so I would not get caught. Until one day my sister walked in. I was almost there and she refused to leave. Threatening to tell on me and standing in the door so I had to walk by her fully erect and totally naked. I came, my back twitching, losing my breath momentarily, but maintaining my balance and capturing all my cum in the tissue. I wiped up and put it away. She was gone when I turned around. Neither of us ever mentioned it again. After that I imagined her curiously masturbating when I was helping myself out. When my parents moved she through that tool out before I had a chance to rescue it. Was like the death of an old friend. Learned a lot with that thing.
Tell us some things you learned about our jewels and shaft. I love a ladies perspective and observations... What makes it good for you? How did you discover you enjoyed having someone's erection at your discretion?

 

[Bbl87]

Is it truly impossible for guys to urinate while fully erect?

If it’s not impossible, it’s excruciatingly painful.

And messy,

Not impossible, at least in my experience, but damn annoying. Hard to aim when it just wants to point up.

There is a certain point of arousal where the body "shuts off" access to the urethra from the urinary system so as not to possibly mix fluids, but it doesn't seem to specifically be at just full erection in my experience.

 

[Lord Pmann]

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The way that horse goes into his crotch…

Anyway.

How come any object, flying out of control, will immediately find the nearest pair of testicles and smash into them?

This is, indeed, the rule of the universe.

Why do balls mostly itch at the exact moment it is inappropriate to scratch them?

Is there an inappropriate moment to scratch testicles?

Why are men’s underwear and pants not made with a larger crotch to allow for erections not to be crushed by the all-too-tight fabric?

I hear ya. I also wish that pants had a nice pocket at the bottom of the ankle to tuck in your cock to keep it from dragging the ground.

Why do we always get an erection when our dicks are pointing in the worst possible direction in our pants?

I remember, as a youth in church, we were always asked to stand at the most inopportune times. I’d have to smash my erection on the pew in front of me to keep from frightening the church girls.

Why is there always gum in a urinal?
If men rule the world, why are homes not equipped with urinals?

It’s clearly not a patriarchal society.

Why do kids and dogs always step on our nuts? Always!

This is not a struggle with which I’m familiar.

Why does our pee stream sometimes split into two directions?

The Bifurcation of Urine is a derivative of Chaos Theory

Why do you secretly like the way your sweaty balls smell? (You know you’ve smelled them).

I’ve never done this.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is it truly impossible for guys to urinate while fully erect?

No. Not true at all. In fact, the best pees I’ve ever had were when I was camping or staying at a cabin in the woods. I would wake up with morning wood, walk outside with my erection and just let it fly. No fiddling with it trying to point it downward and attempting to get the stream focused. That is pure freedom.

But the penis does need a minute after orgasm before it’ll pee again.

 

[BongoGal]

No. Not true at all. In fact, the best pees I’ve ever had were when I was camping or staying at a cabin in the woods. I would wake up with morning wood, walk outside with my erection and just let it fly. No fiddling with it trying to point it downward and attempting to get the stream focused. That is pure freedom.

Right into your mouth?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right into your mouth?

He did say “pure freedom”. Of course it was into the mouth.

 

[BongoGal]

He did say “pure freedom”. Of course it was into the mouth.

Hence 'Pee-man'.

 

[vibes]

Right into your mouth?

That's smut

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hence 'Pee-man'.

Do not mock my likeness.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I hear ya. I also wish that pants had a nice pocket at the bottom of the ankle to tuck in your cock to keep it from dragging the ground.

This made me laugh aloud. The thought of pants having a pocket inside down by the ankle is absurd. Absurdly practical

Do not mock my likeness.

They're taking your name in vain!

 

[Lord Pmann]

This made me laugh aloud. The thought of pants having a pocket inside down by the ankle is absurd. Absurdly practical


They're taking your name in vain!

You get me.




This is what I’m dealing with here (except I’m circumcised).

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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I’m circumcised

Yeah, probably from dragging that monster over concrete! Surprised it didn't grind off a few inches over the years

 

[SassySheDevil]

You get me.


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This is what I’m dealing with here (except I’m circumcised).

You have ugly feet too?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, probably from dragging that monster over concrete! Surprised it didn't grind off a few inches over the years

Oh I did grind off several inches. Thats why it’s down to that length now.

You have ugly feet too?

No. My feet are gorgeous. See my Only Fans page.

Onlyfans.com/pmann-the-feetman

 

[Photog1rl]

@hotwords229_A can we talk about blowjobs in cock talk?

 

[deft]

@hotwords229_A can we talk about blowjobs in cock talk?

This sounds interesting!

 

[Photog1rl]

This sounds interesting!

Right?? I mean it's my question so obviously I’m interested.

I was thinking an open conversation about them would be great.

 

[deft]

Right?? I mean it's my question so obviously I’m interested.

I was thinking an open conversation about them would be great.

I'm happy to contribute in any way I can!

 

[Photog1rl]

I only know about blowjobs from the perspective of the giver and have often wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end. I have some ideas about the answers to these questions but would love to have a discussion.

Who likes them?
What do you like most?
Who doesn't like them?
Why not?
What makes a blow job amazing versus good?
What makes a blowjob bad? How bad is bad?
Are there any things that must be done or should never be done during a blow job?
Spit or swallow does it matter?
Kissing after you cum? Yes, hell yes, no, or fuck no?

 

[hotwords229_A]

@hotwords229_A can we talk about blowjobs in cock talk?

It isn’t nice to talk with your mouth full, but I’ll make an exception.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I only know about blowjobs from the perspective of the giver and have often wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end. I have some ideas about the answers to these questions but would love to have a discussion.

Who likes them?

Me!

What do you like most?

The warmth, the wetness, the willingness, the tongue rub on the frenulum, the eyes looking up, the lips rubbing up and down. Basically, the whole thing.

Who doesn't like them?

Crazy people.

Why not?

What makes a blow job amazing versus good?

The person giving it.

What makes a blowjob bad? How bad is bad?

I mean, none of it is bad, but some women just are better at it?

Are there any things that must be done or should never be done during a blow job?

I think the only MUST is the desire to give it. NEVER: biting.

Spit or swallow does it matter?

Doesn’t matter.

Kissing after you cum? Yes, hell yes, no, or fuck no?

Hell yes. Fuck yes. Gimme a nice cummy kiss! And drip some on your boobs for me to lick off.

 

[Photog1rl]

It isn’t nice to talk with your mouth full, but I’ll make an exception.

I figured since I wasn't chewing anything it would be ok.

 

[Photog1rl]

there's sometimes nothing hotter than the supplication of having her on her knees

the eyes looking up,

So you've both mentioned looking up or on her knees. This makes me think about the position. What is the preferred position for the giver? The receiver? What's the best combo of positions?

I have a favorite combo and I'm wondering if it gets mentioned.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who likes them?

What do you like most?

Everything. The look of a girl with a cock in her mouth, down on her knees… it’s sexy AF. The look of submission is a big thing. The feeling is the best.

Who doesn't like them?

Men with broken wieners.

Why not?

N/A

What makes a blow job amazing versus good?

Effort. Eye contact. Knowing it’s not a race. Paying attention to the feedback loop. Runny mascara. Swallowing. Or taking it on the face. Or on the boobs.

What makes a blowjob bad? How bad is bad?

To make a blowjob bad you just have to be gnawing on it or doing something really annoying. Honestly I can’t say I’ve had a bad time with my dick in someone’s mouth.

Are there any things that must be done or should never be done during a blow job?

Using your phone. Chewing gum.

Spit or swallow does it matter?

Swallow is better than spitting. Thats a complete job.

Kissing after you cum? Yes, hell yes, no, or fuck no?

Not my preference.