Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

I've got a D100 around here somewhere

(Aussie got big balls )

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've got a D100 around here somewhere

(Aussie got big balls )

The golf ball? I had one of those but it was impractical. Didn’t stop very well.

You need em to fight off…everything!

 

[Cogan]

I've got a D100 around here somewhere

(Aussie got big balls )

https://img.maximummedia.ie/joe_ie/eyJkYXRhIjoie1widXJsXCI6XCJodHRwOlxcXC9cXFwvbWVkaWEtam9lLm1heGltdW1tZWRpYS5pZS5zMy5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tXFxcL3dwLWNvbnRlbnRcXFwvdXBsb2Fkc1xcXC8yMDEzXFxcLzA4XFxcLzE0MDNfcmFuZHlXaGVlbEJhcnJvd0EuanBnXCIsXCJ3aWR0aFwiOjQ0MyxcImhlaWdodFwiOjI0OCxcImRlZmF1bHRcIjpcImh0dHBzOlxcXC9cXFwvd3d3LmpvZS5pZVxcXC9hc3NldHNcXFwvaW1hZ2VzXFxcL2pvZVxcXC9uby1pbWFnZS5wbmc_aWQ9MjY0YTJkYmUzNzBmMmM2NzVmY2RcIixcIm9wdGlvbnNcIjp7XCJvdXRwdXRcIjpcIndlYnBcIn19IiwiaGFzaCI6IjRhMjg0N2UyYThmNzE1ODlhMDZjZGQ4MDY1YWVmOTc1ZmQxN2ExODgifQ==/big-balls-may-be-bad-for-your-health.jpg

 

[Photog1rl]

I've got a D100 around here somewhere

(Aussie got big balls )

My mind is exploding at all the possibilities.
*runs to buy a ticket to Australia*

Do you have room for a house guest, or is that too forward? I can get a hotel...camping seems a bit questionable.

 

[Photog1rl]

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Ummmm-my face looks just like the mom right now. I really hope you're not the balled man.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ummmm-my face looks just like the mom right now. I really hope you're not the balled man.

I think this happens with age—Male Pattern Ballness.

 

[Cogan]

Ummmm-my face looks just like the mom right now. I really hope you're not the balled man.

No I'm not. I've been told to have done some daring things that required "Big balls", but it doesn't show when I drop my pants. My balls are quite normal.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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When peeing, either at home or in public, do you simply unzip, pull it out of the little maze of a door they put on the front of underwear, or do you undo your belt, open your pants all the way and pull your whole dick and balls over your underwear?

 

[Photog1rl]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ca/1e/6f/ca1e6fcaf328109aaf4808ab0167a19f.jpg

When peeing, either at home or in public, do you simply unzip, pull it out of the little maze of a door they put on the front of underwear, or do you undo your belt, open your pants all the way and pull your whole dick and balls over your underwear?

The guys at the end-with their pants on the floor by the urinal...i will never understand them

 

[smtst5]

The guys at the end-with their pants on the floor by the urinal...i will never understand them

Right... not all of us are sharp shooters

 

[hotwords229_A]

The guys at the end-with their pants on the floor by the urinal...i will never understand them

I’ve never actually witnessed this in real life. I think it’s only done for comedy. Then again, you never know . . .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ca/1e/6f/ca1e6fcaf328109aaf4808ab0167a19f.jpg

When peeing, either at home or in public, do you simply unzip, pull it out of the little maze of a door they put on the front of underwear, or do you undo your belt, open your pants all the way and pull your whole dick and balls over your underwear?

I take off all my clothes and lather myself in butter.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I take off all my clothes and lather myself in butter.

What is going on in your bathroom lady?

Also not sure that congealed yellow stuff is butter….

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What is going on in your bathroom lady?

Also not sure that congealed yellow stuff is butter….

Constipation.
And, shhh! Let me believe it's butter...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Struggle is real sister. Fiber

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Struggle is real sister. Fiber

*Moisture*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*Moisture*

Hydration indeed is super important

 

[__Nathan1968]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ca/1e/6f/ca1e6fcaf328109aaf4808ab0167a19f.jpg

When peeing, either at home or in public, do you simply unzip, pull it out of the little maze of a door they put on the front of underwear, or do you undo your belt, open your pants all the way and pull your whole dick and balls over your underwear?

Full block and tackle come out and over the waistband. Prevents a potential skivvy slip causing a spill.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Full block and tackle come out and over the waistband. Prevents a potential skivvy slip causing a spill.

This, to me, is the correct procedure.

 

[Apisto42]

Full block and tackle come out and over the waistband. Prevents a potential skivvy slip causing a spill.

This is the way.

 

[Apisto42]

The guys at the end-with their pants on the floor by the urinal...i will never understand them

I never have understood the full ass out either. Far right for example.

Fuck trying to get a piss hard dick out the fly maze. Too fucking tight anyway.

 

[Photog1rl]

I never have understood the full ass out either. Far right for example.

Fuck trying to get a piss hard dick out the fly maze. Too fucking tight anyway.

I see what you did there.

 

[BongoGal]

Is it truly impossible for guys to urinate while fully erect?

 

[Lmizzler]

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How come any object, flying out of control, will immediately find the nearest pair of testicles and smash into them?

You mean the collision course with pain. I’ve seen objects move at 90 degree angles just so they could rack a guy right in his stones.

Why do balls mostly itch at the exact moment it is inappropriate to scratch them?

ok good. I’m not the only one. Whew

Why are men’s underwear and pants not made with a larger crotch to allow for erections not to be crushed by the all-too-tight fabric?

Because let’s be honest here-That bulge of fabric will look embarrassingly huge and simultaneously void of life when not filled with an erection.

Why do we always get an erection when our dicks are pointing in the worst possible direction in our pants?

This actually seems to happen to me at night in my sleep. I roll over and run into my biological third leg and nearly snap it in half. Only to immediately wake up in tears as it feels like someone tried to rip it apart.

Why is there always gum in a urinal?

My bad.

If men rule the world, why are homes not equipped with urinals?

We are already pretty terrible at missing one target. So there is no reason to add a second target that will inevitably have to be cleaned.

Why do kids and dogs always step on our nuts? Always!

I thought it was our duty as fathers to help them learn balance and build a solid core by stepping on the uneven plums between our legs.

Why does our pee stream sometimes split into two directions?

I thought it was cause of that rogue long hair that isn’t mine but manages to get in front of my hole and split the stream.

Why do you secretly like the way your sweaty balls smell? (You know you’ve smelled them).

 

[Lmizzler]

Is it truly impossible for guys to urinate while fully erect?

If it’s not impossible, it’s excruciatingly painful.