Sex & Shenanigans

Do people wear socks in their own house? Why?
I don't like feet. Not yours, not mine, not anyone's. Therefore I wear socks. I'm also lazy AF and a borderline germaphope, so I don't want to climb into bed with socks that have touched the floor. I'm also 1/4 Asian and old enough for socks and slides to be an acceptable look 🤣

Leaving me out? Wow. Didn't think I was going to start the day with hurt feelings, but here we are.

Honestly I'm weird about my feet. I have to have socks and/or slippers on all the time.
You just got 15% hotter 😍

Honestly, I just wanted to post a pic of Owen Wilson saying "wow."
Owen's "wow" requires a video with sound!

Socks are … ew.

Slippers are so much better … toe freedom .. and if your feet get too hot you can just slip them off.
By slippers do you mean soft fuzzy bedroom slippers or slides that some people call slippers? Because if you mean slides, unless they're antimicrobial, no no no ohhellllllllllmotherfucking no, no bare feet with them!

Can pigs swim?

On the topic of cereal, how many folks add fresh fruit or berries to their cereal? I was way too old when I realized I was an adult I realized I could actually do that and hot damn it makes breakfast so much better. Blueberries, strawberries, bananas. My cheerios are more like a fruit salad these days. And it’s the best. No melons though. That’s just garbage filler anyway.

Now I want cereal for dinner.
Do it! You're a motherfucking adult and can do what you want!

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Do you have these in the US? I eat them with chocolate ice cream. Only way to eat cereal. and the only cereal to eat.

I haven’t seen this cereal here. I eat Rice Chex with Ice Cream 🍨
At around 17-18, my favorite thing was rice Krispies with ice cream, blueberries and diced strawberries
 
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