Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Why? Why the socks first? So you’re in a shirt and undies and then you put socks on before the pants?

For me it's easier to pull up sans pants. The pants go right on afterwards. My system works, trust me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Marc Maron has a whole bit about how hats become wall hats then closet hats . My loving children remind me of this anytime I even look at a a hat in a store.

That's all perfect okay. They're still hats and they still matter.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For me it's easier to pull up sans pants. The pants go right on afterwards. My system works, trust me.

But then you either have to balance again or bend down again to put the shoes on. Very inefficient use of body motion.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Gross.

So gross

I guess this is not the threesome for me afterall.

Auditioning new friends here

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

But then you either have to balance again or bend down again to put the shoes on. Very inefficient use of body motion.

Nah, I've done yoga, I'm flexible.

What's up, ladies?

 

[Bry1313]

Do people wear socks in their own house? Why?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

But then you either have to balance again or bend down again to put the shoes on. Very inefficient use of body motion.

Socks are put on in the bedroom, shoes out by the door, so either way it’s the same effort.

 

[__Nathan1968]

My preference is:

Socks
Shirt
Sunglasses
Underwear

Sliding into your subconscious like -

 

[morelikeasong]

I guess this is not the threesome for me afterall.

Auditioning new friends here

What do I have to do for my audition? How weird is this going to get? I’m in.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Do people wear socks in their own house? Why?

Sometimes. Usually if I know I’m leaving the house or already left and came back. Other times just because my feet are cold.

 

[Bry1313]

What do I have to do for my audition? How weird is this going to get? I’m in.

I’m his agent, send me your materials (really working on this technique here)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Undies, bra only if I have to, pants, deodorant, top, socks only if there's snow, and then it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

 

[morelikeasong]

Do people wear socks in their own house? Why?

No, virtually never

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I guess this is not the threesome for me afterall.

Auditioning new friends here

Leaving me out? Wow. Didn't think I was going to start the day with hurt feelings, but here we are.

Do people wear socks in their own house? Why?

Honestly I'm weird about my feet. I have to have socks and/or slippers on all the time.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Auditioning new friends here

Where do I sign up?

 

[Bry1313]

But then you either have to balance again or bend down again to put the shoes on. Very inefficient use of body motion.

You are a man of a certain age……can I interest you in the hottest dad shoe going, no need to bend down.

https://www.fleetfeet.com/blog/shoe-review-on-cloud-5

 

[Bry1313]

No, virtually never

This is the way

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m his agent, send me your materials (really working on this technique here)

I prefer to deal directly, no middlemen. Sorry, wannabe-Bogey.

 

[LupineOne]

I take everything off but the bra and panties. Or sometimes just the panties.

That second choice

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why would you do footwear like that….there is something broken with you

I don't shame your sandwich play sir!

Also I’m sure the boxers are comfy old timer

They are! More room!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Where do I sign up?

Oh damn, @EnbyKnight and @OrdinaryPerson teaming up? This is going to be dangerous. And super hot.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I guess this is not the threesome for me afterall.

Auditioning new friends here

What's the audition process?

Will they be required to bounce a ball off their nose?

 

[Trubbycat]

What's the audition process?

Will they be required to bounce a ball of their nose?

Possibly pegging...

 

[__Nathan1968]

What's the audition process?

Will they be required to bounce a ball of their nose?

whose?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What do I have to do for my audition? How weird is this going to get? I’m in.

I think it’s one of those “if you have to ask…” things