Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are a man of a certain age……can I interest you in the hottest dad shoe going, no need to bend down.

https://www.fleetfeet.com/blog/shoe-review-on-cloud-5

I will never be this old

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Leaving me out? Wow. Didn't think I was going to start the day with hurt feelings, but here we are.

Honestly I'm weird about my feet. I have to have socks and/or slippers on all the time.

Yeah me too. It’s just comfy.

 

[Bry1313]

I will never be this old

You just complained about bending down, you are older than that old.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I complained about the inefficiency of bending down more than required.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sorry, have I stumbled into the sex and shenanigrandads thread?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What bending over ain’t sexy enough for ya?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Sorry, have I stumbled into the sex and shenanigrandads thread?

Yes you have. How about a nap, sexy?

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah me too. It’s just comfy.

You are so much older than that old

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes you have. How about a nap, sexy?

Oh can I join. And after maybe some soup?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are so much older than that old

Shit, kids live in their pajamas. Being comfy ain’t nothing to be ashamed of.

Except wearing old man slip on sneakers. Might as well be New Balance.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What bending over ain’t sexy enough for ya?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh baby! I’d put my socks on before pants for a little of that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Now about that soup…

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[MindYaBitness]

You are a man of a certain age……can I interest you in the hottest dad shoe going, no need to bend down.

https://www.fleetfeet.com/blog/shoe-review-on-cloud-5

False: New Balance is the only dad shoe

 

[Bry1313]

False: New Balance is the only dad shoe

You are so 2014 with that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

False: New Balance is the only dad shoe

I think in the LA Burbs at least Hoka is starting to overtake them. Which is a bummer because I used to really like my Hoka’s

 

[Bry1313]

I think in the LA Burbs at least Hoka is starting to overtake them. Which is a bummer because I used to really like my Hoka’s

You keep posting older and older, those are grandpa walking shoes.

Now, more Karen Walker please, im in the mood for day drinking on a weekday.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You keep posting older and older, those are grandpa walking shoes.

Now, more Karen Walker please, im in the mood for day drinking on a weekday.

I believe that was my point. Have you started the day drinking already

 

[Lmizzler]

You are a man of a certain age……can I interest you in the hottest dad shoe going, no need to bend down.

https://www.fleetfeet.com/blog/shoe-review-on-cloud-5

Not gonna lie…I dont get it. They just don’t look that cool to me.

I’m with @Tigobitties98 and would take a good old school pair of New Balance anyday.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sweater/ jacket, slipper, slipper

Pooh bear?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Underwear
Pants
Belt
Undershirt
Sock sock shoe shoe (what if there’s and earthquake? Or a fire? Or alien invasion, can’t run in unbalanced foot status!)
Then breakfast
Then brush my teeth
Then overshirt

What???? My god … what is wrong with you??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What???? My god … what is wrong with you??

So many things. What specifically are you asking about

 

[LupineOne]

Oh damn, @EnbyKnight and @OrdinaryPerson teaming up? This is going to be dangerous. And super hot.

Yup! Damn is right

 

[LupineOne]

Pooh bear?

*can’t reach the other foot*

“Oh, bother!”