Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re overthinking this.

Story of my life

 

[Photog1rl]

Not sure it counts as holy even if it is heavenly . Am I overthinking this?

I mean…it comes from a hole

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My fountain springs eternal.

Whose first?

Of course it is.

I would dearly love to bathe in the waters of in your heavenly fountain and cleansed of…well not sin exactly…I want plenty of that. Uhmm cleansed of these wicked wicked uhmm protein chains….

Sexy talk game on point!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean…it comes from a hole

Glad you said it sister I was fighting hard not to make this joke

 

[Photog1rl]

I would dearly love to bathe in the waters of in your heavenly fountain and cleansed of…well not sin exactly…I want plenty of that. Uhmm cleansed of these wicked wicked uhmm protein chains….

Sexy talk game on point!

Shit, if that's your sexy game you need all the lessons you can get. You better sign up for lessons with @OrdinaryPerson
Once you've mastered that course, let me know and I'll try to help.

 

[Dubinsky]

Shit, if that's your sexy game you need all the lessons you can get. You better sign up for lessons with @OrdinaryPerson
Once you've mastered that course, let me know and I'll try to help.

I’ll provide vocabulary assistance as needed.

It takes a village to be a perv.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’ll provide vocabulary assistance as needed.

It takes a village to be a perv.

Wanna lesson plan?

 

[Dubinsky]

Wanna lesson plan?

Anytime.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Not sure it counts as holy even if it is heavenly . Am I overthinking this?

Semantics.

 

[Dubinsky]

Semantics.

Potato, potahto.

Vagina, va… oh. Sorry.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Semantics.

You’re right, of course. Whatever the source I’m in!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wanna lesson plan?

I think I can find a mid-market PE firm to provide you some seed…uhmm..capital.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Worth it for the cut-rate spankin' class.

Bend over for the demonstration.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bend over for the demonstration.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Don't look too excited to be in class

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't look too excited to be in class

Pacing matters, I’m old

 

[Dubinsky]

Bend over for the demonstration.

That’s… fascinating.

More!

 

[RuneBlade]

Every time I peek in with you people, it's more butts!

 

[Dubinsky]

Every time I peek in with you people, it's more butts!

…something wrong with butts?

 

[crazychemgirl]

…something wrong with butts?

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

Such a sexy little AV

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Every time I peek in with you people, it's more butts!

And?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

While I do appreciate this song, I much preferred his later works, such as Put ‘em on da glass.

 

[Dubinsky]

While I do appreciate this song, I much preferred his later works, such as Put ‘em on da glass.

Oh, a true classic.

People someday will be majoring in Sir Mix-A-Lot.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, a true classic.

People someday will be majoring in Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Well, people really started to take him more seriously after the knighting ceremony.