Sex & Shenanigans

[Dubinsky]

if only you would buy this $0.99 blindfold from Temu

I'm in!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm in!

So are the viruses to your computer

 

[morelikeasong]

@SalaciousMonkey22 you got your new avatar! love it

 

[Dubinsky]

So are the viruses to your computer

Worth it for the cut-rate spankin' class.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@SalaciousMonkey22 you got your new avatar! love it

I was expecting a sexy monkey lol

 

[morelikeasong]

I was expecting a sexy monkey lol

Oh yeah I forgot he said that.

He does say a lot of things. It’s hard to keep up.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22 you got your new avatar! love it

I no joke put in for this the day before that question. Very serendipitous

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was expecting a sexy monkey lol

I did put in for the sexy monkey. But you told me not to. So I put this in after that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh yeah I forgot he said that.

He does say a lot of things. It’s hard to keep up.

Sorry not sorry.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I did put in for the sexy monkey. But you told me not to. So I put this in after that.

You should let me pick the next one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You should let me pick the next one.

I am forever and eternally at your service

And only mostly terrified of what you might pick

 

[Photog1rl]

I am forever and eternally at your service

Duh

And only mostly terrified of what you might pick

Lies.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Duh

Lies.

Why you gotta cell me out like that. Sure I gotta go change my pants now but no one KNEW that.

 

[Bry1313]

Go away.

I’ve never agreed with you more

 

[Photog1rl]

Why you gotta cell me out like that. Sure I gotta go change my pants now but no one KNEW that.

Hmmm, yes, we did.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmmm, yes, we did.

Damn phones, spying on me.

 

[Photog1rl]

Damn phones, spying on me.

Please don't take it personally. You're new and shiny witty and nice and make this place much more fun so we need you to stick around.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Please don't take it personally. You're new and shiny witty and nice and make this place much more fun so we need you to stick around.

*rim job….eerrr shot*.

 

[Photog1rl]

*rim job….eerrr shot*.

You do seem to speak in tongues sometimes though. Maybe you need to be baptized in Holy Water.
Any takers???





I mean @Indie in case you are wondering.

 

[Dubinsky]

…baptized in Holy Water.


I mean @Indie in case you are wondering.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Photog1rl]

Is that a euphemism?

Can you define that for me. Sometimes I need a little extra help with the big words.

 

[Dubinsky]

Can you define that for me. Sometimes I need a little extra help with the big words.

I’ll take that as a yes.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You do seem to speak in tongues sometimes though. Maybe you need to be baptized in Holy Water.
Any takers???





I mean @Indie in case you are wondering.

My fountain springs eternal.

Whose first?

Is that a euphemism?

Of course it is.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My fountain springs eternal.

Whose first?

Of course it is.

Not sure it counts as holy even if it is heavenly . Am I overthinking this?

 

[Dubinsky]

You’re overthinking this.