Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Dubinsky]

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The right way is clearly 1

Three.
Though one is also acceptable. Two is WAY wrong.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Like bleach in my eyes? As you suggested before.

I just said I'd spray you with bleach, YOU ma’am, added 'in the eyes'.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I just said I'd spray you with bleach, YOU ma’am, added 'in the eyes'.

So the whole face then? Gotcha!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So the whole face then? Gotcha!

here you go again.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Some stuff is sacred Bry

Yeah I don’t think he could handle it

 

[MindYaBitness]

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"When I die, don't bury me next to a bunch of dead people"-my husband's ex.

Super nice, lovely girl, dumber than a bag of hammers. She married rich, which is really for the best

 

[LupineOne]

So, once I get time, and my energy back, and the ingredients, a version of tiramisu is next on my baking list

 

[AuntieDisco]

So, once I get time, and my energy back, and the ingredients, a version of tiramisu is next on my baking list

Whenever you do, you gotta take pics of it girl

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wherever you do, you gotta take pics of it girl

 

[LupineOne]

Wherever you do, you gotta take pics of it girl

Always. And I’m male, just so you know

 

[AuntieDisco]

Always. And I’m male, just so you know

I know girl but I like to tease, can’t help it

 

[LupineOne]

I know girl but I like to tease, can’t help it

Fair enough

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

"When I die, don't bury me next to a bunch of dead people"-my husband's ex.

Super nice, lovely girl, dumber than a bag of hammers. She married rich, which is really for the best

She wants her friends buried alive around her...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I know girl but I like to tease, can’t help it

You tease!? Say it ain't so!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You mean 'what she typed'

 

[MindYaBitness]

She wants her friends buried alive around her...

When we pointed out the nature of cemeteries, she turned bright red. She often said the dumbest things and people were cruel, we always tried to be nice about it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

When we pointed out the nature of cemeteries, she turned bright red. She often said the dumbest things and people were cruel, we always tried to be nice about it.

Well aren't you an . 'Bless her heart' is what she would hear around here...

 

[Spop]

Oh I would be uncomfortable with her buried next to me

 

[AuntieDisco]

You tease!? Say it ain't so!

Oh look they are announcing about you

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah I don’t think he could handle it

Unlike Lt Kaffee and Lt Weinberg, I can handle the truth.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well aren't you an . 'Bless her heart' is what she would hear around here...

The term "bless your heart" was invented for this girl. She was so nice, just kind, and always the first to come help or comfort a friend. But, people would be so mean when she said the ditziest, most vapid remarks. It was like the hamster than runs the wheel in her head had a stroke once in awhile.

I don't mind flicking shit at jerks, but I can't bring myself to be mean to genuinely nice people.

 

[Bbl87]

The term "bless your heart" was invented for this girl. She was so nice, just kind, and always the first to come help or comfort a friend. But, people would be so mean when she said the ditziest, most vapid remarks. It was like the hamster than runs the wheel in her head had a stroke once in awhile.

I don't mind flicking shit at jerks, but I can't bring myself to be mean to genuinely nice people.

Stupid is OK as long as you aren't a jerk. In fact for some people, it can be kinda endearing in a way if they're nice. But stupid and a jerk... nope. You have whatever you get coming.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Intelligence alone has no moral value. It’s all about what you do with it (or the lack thereof)