Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

I mean clearly I’m a knight so you must not be talking to me, peasant.

Hahaha yes, my knight

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I had a chocolate cheese cake in a restaurant once, it was decadent and oh so fucking orgasmically delicious!

Was pegging on the menu too? AFAF.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Was pegging on the menu too? AFAF.

Pegging is always on the menu!

Not sure about AFAF..

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think cheese and pegging go together

 

[BodieOhl]

I thought cheese went with everything?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t think cheese and pegging go together

I wouldn’t know. I don’t eat cheese. As mentioned ad nauseum.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I don’t think cheese and pegging go together

Not with that attitude they don't.

(Challenge accepted)

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Not with that attitude they don't.

(Challenge accepted)

Just to be clear I am not involved in this. I fully agree with CCG here.

 

[Trubbycat]

Not with that attitude they don't.

(Challenge accepted)

You might want to wait a few hours, for reasons mentioned above.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Just to be clear I am not involved in this. I fully agree with CCG here.

I mean they wouldn't happen at the same. I can multitask but I'm not that good.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean they wouldn't happen at the same. I can multitask but I'm not that good.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

best image investment I’ve ever made

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Ohhhhh I get it.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Pegging first, snacks after. The snacks will probably include cheese. Or cheesecake or whatever. I'm flexible when it comes to snacks. And the segs too actually.

 

[BodieOhl]

Got to keep one's energy up after all

 

[Trubbycat]

Pegging first, snacks after. The snacks will probably include cheese. Or cheesecake or whatever. I'm flexible when it comes to snacks. And the segs too actually.

I told myself not to mention a cheese dildo. I'm very proud of myself.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pegging first, snacks after. The snacks will probably include cheese. Or cheesecake or whatever. I'm flexible when it comes to snacks. And the segs too actually.

Flexibility and Core strength is really crucial as we age.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Does this mean I'm pretty?

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Is it just me or is that light off centre?

Do I now have to worry I have a non centred butthole?

*anxiety builds*

Maybe it's not that her butthole is off-center, but one buttcheek is bigger than the other?

Did you or did you not make it clear you know how to dispose of my body? Just saying

Pft... anyone who has watched 10 Cloverfield Lane knows the proper way to dispose of a body.

Every woman alive knows how to dispose of a body. And they have friends lined up to help. This isn't unusual.

This is true about the women friends to help, especially if it's a male corpse.

In my experience the guys who claim to be nice are quite the opposite. That's what Lit taught me.

Is that like @Bry1313 trying to make it seem like he's not that thirsty when he's really the worrrst?

*whispers* bigger phone?

Big phones suck

No my phone is already too big for my hands and I can’t touch all the buttons on it while holding it with one hand

*whispers bigger hands*

Murder it is!

Ok … I’ll just magically grow bigger hands even though I haven’t grown since I was 18

Really? I stopped at 13... incidentally, around the time I discovered raspberry mocha frappes

What about a brownie base and a cookie top?

Have you all seen @AuntieDisco 's slutty brownies?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I told myself not to mention a cheese dildo. I'm very proud of myself.

Yeah, don't mention a cheese dildo. I mean I'm not NOT for it. Just that some cats wouldn't be hip.

 

[BodieOhl]

Does this mean I'm pretty?

Well, that doesn't, but you are.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Big phones suck





Murder it is!

I had no idea this was such a sore spot for you!?!! My apologies

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, don't mention a cheese dildo. I mean I'm not NOT for it. Just that some cats wouldn't be hip.

Company policy is to never imply ownership of the cheese dildo. Alway “the” cheese dildo.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I had no idea this was such a sore spot for you!?!! My apologies

It is! The last phones that were perfectly-sized for my little hands were the iPhones 3gs and SE(1)...the SE 2 was manageable, and what I was using as my primary phone, until my mom had a stroke last year and has been losing her memory and we've been unable to access that account at all. Apparently, my SE 2 was still locked, despite being completely paid off, I would have just had to specifically ASK them to unlock the damn thing, which I can't now. Had to get a new phone/plan and the phone is massive and I hate it so much! And yes, being able to operate a phone 1-handed is a must. I can't with this new 1.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Have you all seen @AuntieDisco[/USER[ATTACH type="full"]2306875[/ATTACH][ATTACH type="full"]2306876[/ATTACH]] 's slutty brownies?
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My babies?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Company policy is to never imply ownership of the cheese dildo. Alway “the” cheese dildo.

Yeah don't imply ownership. That would be weird.