Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

I think you put in the wrong link.

And she's tried a couple different things. It really isn't a problem, trust me. But she's in her head about it and has to be VERY drunk or insanely horny to get past that.

Have you tried showering together first or drawing her a bath and letting her relax for awhile to help set the mood and so she can feel fresh?
It's easy for women comfortable with their bodies or that love oral to be shocked but once something negative gets in your head it can be hard to overcome. Do you know if she has ever had anyone make fun of her for this or a bad experience with a past partner?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Bloody Vikings.

Tru dat.

 

[Bry1313]

all this talk of food, and eating pussy had given me the idea that in my weekly grocery list I’m going to write the following before I text this while sitting across from him

Peppers
Carrots
Eat my pussy
Bread
Milk
You read that right!
Eggs

Just to see his reaction

I like that list

 

[AuntieDisco]

That's my kind of fucking grocery list...

Maybe you can make one for her

 

[Bbl87]

Have you tried showering together first or drawing her a bath and letting her relax for awhile to help set the mood and so she can feel fresh?
It's easy for women comfortable with their bodies or that love oral to be shocked but once something negative gets in your head it can be hard to overcome. Do you know if she has ever had anyone make fun of her for this or a bad experience with a past partner?

Honestly, I think it really started after we had kids if I had to guess, so may have something to do with that.

And she doesn't like showering together. I've suggested it more than once, but her showers are her "me" time.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I like that list

Me too! I’m kinda looking forward to his confused face reaction. Probably might read it out loud to make sense

 

[Photog1rl]

Honestly, I think it really started after we had kids if I had to guess, so may have something to do with that.

And she doesn't like showering together. I've suggested it more than once, but her showers are her "me" time.

How old are your kids again?

 

[Bbl87]

How old are your kids again?

6 and almost 2

 

[MindYaBitness]

Honestly, I think it really started after we had kids if I had to guess, so may have something to do with that.

And she doesn't like showering together. I've suggested it more than once, but her showers are her "me" time.

I get that. I lock the door and ignore everyone. But, if the kids are all out of the house, I'm happy to hop in the shower with him. I need the pressure of family responsibility to be off the table to enjoy a co-shower

 

[Photog1rl]

6 and almost 2

She may just need more time to herself. How much time alone does she get in a day? In a week? And what does that time look like?

 

[Photog1rl]

The shift between mom to sexual being can be very hard.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

all this talk of food, and eating pussy had given me the idea that in my weekly grocery list I’m going to write the following before I text this while sitting across from him

Peppers
Carrots
Eat my pussy
Bread
Milk
You read that right!
Eggs

Just to see his reaction

"...uhhh, what kind of milk?"

 

[Trubbycat]

The shift between mom to sexual being can be very hard.

For sure. The birth of our daughter was the beginning of our sexual rift.

 

[Bbl87]

I get that. I lock the door and ignore everyone. But, if the kids are all out of the house, I'm happy to hop in the shower with him. I need the pressure of family responsibility to be off the table to enjoy a co-shower

Ya, even without the kids around, it's still a no 99% of the time. I don't push it, I don't want to make any aversion worse.

The one time she might is when we make a weekend trip and stay in a couples suite or something like that. But other than that, she's a pass most of the time.

She may just need more time to herself. How much time alone does she get in a day? In a week? And what does that time look like?

Now that I got my promotion and she changed jobs, I have the kids for most of the afternoon and don't really "unleash" them until she's had time to unwind and spend time by herself. She also stays up after I go to bed to watch her shows, usually ends up falling asleep on the couch so we don't spend alot of time in bed together either. Which, IMO, is a factor in some of our other issues, but that's a whole different can of worms.

But long story short, I ensure she gets her alone time. Honestly, to the point where I think our son is feeling like he doesn't get to be with her enough, but I'm trying to give her the space she needs right now.

Her alone time is generally watching her shows or scrolling Facebook. No real hobbies she's into, though I've tried to encourage her to find one.

 

[AuntieDisco]

"...uhhh, what kind of milk?"

I wouldn’t really rule that question past him.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I wouldn’t really rule that question past him.

That's when you present your tiddies

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How many folks would rather lick clits than eat spam (unless that's a euphemism)?

I grew up having to eat spam and swore never again...

I'm "mostly straight-ish" and I absolutely would too I just don't like spam. I'm 1/4 Filipina too. I have no explanation for it other than it tastes how I'd imagine burnt plastic would taste, and I'm picky AF.

I wish that was a popular opinion. I've been "allowed" to do it about 3 times in the last 5 years.

There needs to be a reaction

You are not ready for the description of this house

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2077-Solara-Loop-NE-Rio-Rancho-NM-87144/2053617946_zpid/

I absolutely wasn't ready for the Harriet Tubman reference in the same paragraph as the words "Owner's Suite"

Says she's self conscious about the aroma and taste. Which for the record, I've got no complaints.

I understand absolutely nothing about your wife. Like literally zero. I love tasting myself, whether it's on my fingers after petting the kitty or licking the cock clean after sex, it's just sooooo good! On the rare occasions she does "allow" it, have you tried telling her how much you love the taste? That and some amazing clitoral Os with your fingers hitting her G-spot could go a long way toward dispelling her self-consciousness

 

[Bbl87]

I understand absolutely nothing about your wife. Like literally zero. I love tasting myself, whether it's on my fingers after petting the kitty or licking the cock clean after sex, it's just sooooo good! On the rare occasions she does "allow" it, have you tried telling her how much you love the taste? That and some amazing clitoral Os with your fingers hitting her G-spot could go a long way toward dispelling her self-consciousness

Ya, she does not like her taste ate all. As in, will not kiss me if she does let me go down on her and no oral after PIV has started (I think that's happened once, and I was shocked).

And yes, definitely have told her how much I enjoy it.

And orgasming isn't a problem. I'm well studied and know what I'm doing, haha. More often than not, she stops me because when doesn't want to cum too soon. The whole one and done thing and all.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I feel like you're trying to make a double entendre out of hydration

 

[jason28053]

My dad is across the room and I'm afraid to click, can I get a text summary, please?

Clit Licker

 

[jason28053]

all this talk of food, and eating pussy had given me the idea that in my weekly grocery list I’m going to write the following before I text this while sitting across from him

Peppers
Carrots
Eat my pussy
Bread
Milk
You read that right!
Eggs

Just to see his reaction

Let us know how it goes

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Clit Licker

Have not! Oh...I mean...thanks for the text summary

 

[curious_me]

all this talk of food, and eating pussy had given me the idea that in my weekly grocery list I’m going to write the following before I text this while sitting across from him

Peppers
Carrots
Eat my pussy
Bread
Milk
You read that right!
Eggs

Just to see his reaction

Considering that I always missed items from the grocery, I'd probably miss this one too.

 

[peekingone]

Me too! I’m kinda looking forward to his confused face reaction. Probably might read it out loud to make sense

He may ask what aisle that is in LOL

 

[AuntieDisco]

Considering that I always missed items from the grocery, I'd probably miss this one too.