Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I don't need your judgment.
It's cherries soaked in ketchup that I eat with with spam

So much toxic male energy from you.

 

[Bry1313]

It's not whatever cherry Bry the snob likes. But it comes in a really pretty jar and tastes really good.

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That’s a good cherry bro, at least it’s not those radiant ones that are in Shirley Temples

 

[AngelicaS1780]

It's not whatever cherry Bry the snob likes. But it comes in a really pretty jar and tastes really good.

Those are really tasty too.
Sigh. Crummy Midwest Costco.

 

[Trubbycat]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

I was with a girl who was very enthusiastic, shall we say. All power but a bit lacking in finesse. She gave me a very vigorous handjob and later when we were fucking it started to burn really badly. I went to do an inspection and it seems the rings she was wearing had pulled some skin off my dick and her vag juices were stinging the sore spot.

 

[Trubbycat]

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

Then there was the time I was in the fetish store and got my dick stuck in the zipper trying on a catsuit. If you've ever seen There's Something About Mary you can imagine.

 

[jason28053]

Then there was the time I was in the fetish store and got my dick stuck in the zipper trying on a catsuit. If you've ever seen There's Something About Mary you can imagine.

The frank or the beans?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fine, here are all my nudes. Hopefully it will satisfy his thirst!

 

[Mr_bogey]

They smelled cockasian wrong?

Smelled?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Off work in 5 minutes …. Best feeling ever coming home and stripping off ALL your clothes and just laying naked in bed for awhile…

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[LupineOne]

Well that was fun
Driving in snow I can handle. Ice? When it’s below zero? No. Thank. You.

 

[Mr_bogey]

To be fair, it was a thirst trap for Bogey, who knows good & well that I don't have any nudes. A cleavage shot is best you're going to get out of me

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGmKzynHWftFm

 

[Trubbycat]

The frank or the beans?

The frank. The sales lady had to help back the zipper off...

 

[Mr_bogey]

It's not whatever cherry Bry the snob likes. But it comes in a really pretty jar and tastes really good.

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They are awesome

 

[Trubbycat]

Well that was fun
Driving in snow I can handle. Ice? When it’s below zero? No. Thank. You.

Ice sucks. I was in a multi-car pileup in upstate NY once. Even the state police and tow truck skidded out.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's not whatever cherry Bry the snob likes. But it comes in a really pretty jar and tastes really good.

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My favorite restaurant puts those in my Roy Roger's

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Smelled?

Spelled...

 

[jason28053]

My favorite restaurant puts those in my Roy Roger's

Howdy Partner. Need a holster of and a trigger burger?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Howdy Partner. Need a holster of and a trigger burger?

No, I just want a drink with fruit in it!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So I shouldn't talk about how you smack my ass?

We're listening...

Who wouldn’t like to be a fly on the wall for people’s sex lives? … like do you ever wonder if people look like you do when you have sex? Have you ever watched yourself have sex? Via video or horrible closet mirrors .. seriously.. those HAVE to be the invention of a man.

I used to have those closet mirrors in my late teens - early 20s! They had their benefits

The folding is not why you're struggling to breathe.

As a fluffy girl who spent 2.5 years being folded in half by the ex-BF, it absolutely is

It's about once or twice a month now. And less than that on Lit. I might need to up my game lol.

LOL you just have let them know where to start forming the line

Ok playing catch up here but not quoting messages because I forgot to quote as I go. I, too, never get fucked. Well, rarely. I do get e-boned from time to time

As far as filming sex, once I was blindfolded and being fucked from behind and he took video without my knowledge and sent it to me on Snapchat. Normally I’m all about consent for this type of thing but it was a disappearing video that was only sent to me and it was fucking HOT. I wish I could have saved it.

That does sound hot!

We filmed ourselves once. I'm not mature enough for it. We watched it later and I couldn't stop laughing

My condition would be I get sole possession of the raw footage and full editing control I have way too many body image issues

I pulled the muscles on my right inner thigh last week, having an orgasm try explaining that to a physical therapist!

Worst sex injury you’ve ever experienced

I've gotten a few charlie horses. Multivitamins that include potassium and bananas are a must!

 

[Dubinsky]

...now I'm craving Luxardo cherries. Dammit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I kid mostly. Not about the gutter trash looking part, but I do appreciate when someone finds a little bit of time to call me even if it's not planned.

Well now I’m extra annoyed at Verizon today. Gutter trash. How dare you madam! I’ve known plenty of gutter trash in my day (don’t ask ). And on their best days they couldn’t dream of projecting your luminance!

I’ve never smelled you though so can’t really comment on that. You seem to shower regularly though so I strongly suspect you got them beat there too!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You seem to shower regularly though

Does she though?

 

[jason28053]

I pulled the muscles on my right inner thigh last week, having an orgasm try explaining that to a physical therapist!

It’s hurts when I cum?

 

[LupineOne]

LOL you just have let them know where to start forming the line

Exactly

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pics or it didn't happen