Sex & Shenanigans

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

To be fair, that's just Florida and Australia. There are other places to live without giant prehistoric reptiles and creepy crawlies.

Florida, Georgia, the Carolinas and an occasional one even in TN!

 

[Dubinsky]

So... so far away? Like 8 dick lengths. How hard is he pounding and how good is his aim?

Better than mine, as my "injury" story makes clear.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Better than mine, as my "injury" story makes clear.

but why are you pulling all the way out? … that’s how you end up in queef territory

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Your emojis are broken

 

[crazychemgirl]

PSA: the vagina is not a balloon you need to force air into and blow up.

 

[Bbl87]

PSA: the vagina is not a balloon you need to force air into and blow up.

How am I just now learning this at 36...

 

[jason28053]

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[morelikeasong]

Your emojis are broken

You want a pic?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Your emojis are broken

nice to see you back, and in peak thirsty form no less

 

[crazychemgirl]

You want a pic?

His thirst has reached new levels.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m SHOCKED!!!

He's just trying to be edgy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

His thirst has reached new levels.

Fine, here are all my nudes. Hopefully it will satisfy his thirst!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are all of these together, the circle of life?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fine, here are all my nudes. Hopefully it will satisfy his thirst!

That wasn't nice

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are all of these together, the circle of life?

Literally.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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They smelled cockasian wrong?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He's just trying to be edgy.

I take back saying you're the one asshole I missed.

 

[Bbl87]

Fine, here are all my nudes. Hopefully it will satisfy his thirst!

Not cool.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Off work in 5 minutes …. Best feeling ever coming home and stripping off ALL your clothes and just laying naked in bed for awhile…

 

[jason28053]

Are all of these together, the circle of life?

Indeed !!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Off work in 5 minutes …. Best feeling ever coming home and stripping off ALL your clothes and just laying naked in bed for awhile…

No. Best feeling ever is not going to work and already lying in bed with your clothes off

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. Best feeling ever is not going to work and already lying in bed with your clothes off

You’re already on thin ice …. Do you WANT to fall in and be dead to me forever?

 

[Bry1313]

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Straight guy energy chiming in