Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I went 6 years.

That should be a felony

 

[crazychemgirl]

That should be a felony

100%

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think if your partner isn’t willing to fuck you … you should 100% be able to get sex from outside your marriage without guilt.

Or just get divorced.

 

[jason28053]

Spoon under the pillow?

If you insist

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I think if your partner isn’t willing to fuck you … you should 100% be able to get sex from outside your marriage without guilt.

Or just get divorced.

Amen.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Looking at you @Tigobitties98 and @Mr_bogey

 

[morelikeasong]

I am, yes

 

[MindYaBitness]

Indeed, they are. Soooo jealous of all of the vanilla cupcake sex I (we) are having

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You know I am.

 

[Mr_bogey]

This is almost as egregious as getting called thirsty by @Mr_bogey

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am, yes

We all are lol …


Well… I mean, I’m not… I may have had sex at least twice this weekend.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Challenge accepted

Oooh fun! Solo, or with the assistance of Team Kitty? 1 of them inspired 21 Os in a day once, and my new MVP inspired 23 in one day, combine those and you're only 8 away from freaking the record of 51...

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@Bry1313

To be fair, that's just Florida and Australia. There are other places to live without giant prehistoric reptiles and creepy crawlies.

Good morning! There was a lot of discussion of cocks last night it seems. Did someone pull theirs out and I missed it?

Sadly, no

Probably not … but I’m sure if you ask ANY of them nicely they will share.

I’m guessing I wouldn’t even have to be that nice

I went through 40 years of life without ever having to ASK for a dick pic. They used to just magically appear...

Nah, mine was discussed but did not make a cameo.

...until I had to actually ask nicely to see ^this^ dick LOL worth it though

Does pulling out my cock count if it wasn’t shared? AFAF

No.

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@Bry1313

Fucking psychopath behavior!

For all my insomniacs

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Ugh...too real I mean I took melatonin gummies and had my MVP fuck me to 9.5 hours of sleep this morning, but I'm still very familiar with the feeling depicted above!

I feel like this post is in response to me specifically.

Glad your affectionate dick-slapping in 2024 hasn't caught on yet!

 

[morelikeasong]

Indeed, they are. Soooo jealous of all of the vanilla cupcake sex I (we) are having

Sex > no sex

 

[gga]

Amen.

Okay, okay!
I get the message

 

[jason28053]

Sex > no sex

> no sex

 

[Bbl87]

4 months with no married sex right here!

I went 6 years.

I'm frustrated with our frequency, but this does kind if put things into perspective.

I'm thinking that's definitely cause for divorce.

No argument here.

That should be a felony

Agreed.

I think if your partner isn’t willing to fuck you … you should 100% be able to get sex from outside your marriage without guilt.

Or just get divorced.

A year or two I would have disagreed, but life experiences definitely have put things into perspective.

My wife has told me she loves me but is not "in love" with me anymore, and at times I struggle with even having a sexual relationship with her because of that even though she's "willing." Divorce would be hard with the kids, but the former has had appeal at times. Things have been on a positive trend lately, but I've learned not to get TOO excited.

 

[morelikeasong]

> no sex

>

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Why is it so far away?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I’m SHOCKED!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is it so far away?

It’s an in and out … in and out in and out … get it?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sex > no sex

https://media.giphy.com/media/e616P1jLmpxnyPmuFw/giphy.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s an in and out … in and out in and out … get it?

So... so far away? Like 8 dick lengths. How hard is he pounding and how good is his aim?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So... so far away? Like 8 dick lengths. How hard is he pounding and how good is his aim?