Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Some of you are still afraid to click on emojis

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Off work in 5 minutes …. Best feeling ever coming home and stripping off ALL your clothes and just laying naked in bed for awhile…

I mean...I do now.

 

[Dubinsky]

but why are you pulling all the way out? … that’s how you end up in queef territory

I confessed I was overexuberant, dammit.

It was fun. Until.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re already on thin ice …. Do you WANT to fall in and be dead to me forever?

No... I don't want to be like Bry.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That wasn't nice

To be fair, it was a thirst trap for Bogey, who knows good & well that I don't have any nudes. A cleavage shot is best you're going to get out of me

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Straight guy energy chiming in

Hey now. Straight guys aren’t the only ones who like > In fact I’d argue the queers love them more

 

[Dubinsky]

I'm craving a dessert. I don't seem to have one in the house.

That's quite a problem.

 

[Bry1313]

Hey now. Straight guys aren’t the only ones who like > In fact I’d argue the queers love them more

Yeah but he always has to remind us of his straightness. It’s exhausting.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

To be fair, it was a thirst trap for Bogey, who knows good & well that I don't have any nudes. A cleavage shot is best you're going to get out of me

I'm just kidding. You know you can always be as naughty or nice as you want to be.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah but he always has to remind us of his straightness. It’s exhausting.

I'm so straight, that I only look at boobs everyday

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yeah but he always has to remind us of his straightness. It’s exhausting.

My brains look really good today

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm craving a dessert. I don't seem to have one in the house.

That's quite a problem.

 

[Dubinsky]

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...I'd eat that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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The tip looks questionable

 

[Dubinsky]

The tip looks questionable

You misspelled "delicious."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You misspelled "delicious."

I did get a jar of cherries from Costco and now I'm putting them in everything

 

[Bry1313]

I did get a jar of cherries from Costco and now I'm putting them in everything

Luxardo or the ones that look radioactive?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Luxardo or the ones that look radioactive?

I don't need your judgment.
It's cherries soaked in ketchup that I eat with with spam

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't need your judgment.
It's cherries soaked in ketchup that I eat with with spam

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[AngelicaS1780]

Luxardo or the ones that look radioactive?

You read my mind. I think it was @Photog1rl who said once that Costco had them. Not my loser Costco. Was wondering if I had to be envious of @OrdinaryPerson too.

 

[Dubinsky]

Luxardo are luscious. Once you have those, it's hard to go back.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I love Shel Silverstein so much. Was ready to fight @Btq97 a night or two ago over Brit erasure of the word "sidewalk" (they say "pavement," but not sll rural roads are paved!) and had to link the cover of Where the Sidewalk Ends. Was one of my faves as a kid, and still love it

Might help if you two slept on your stomachs?

I'm a side sleeper, even if I start on my back or stomach, I always wake up on my left side

It’s hard to sleep on your stomach when you have giant fucking tits..

Just saying.

I absolutely can't sleep on my stomach, and haven't been able to do so since middle school. I prefer not to break my back, thanks!

Yeah I squish the bedding between my legs lol

This is the way.

Those aren’t two pillows!

LMDAO I actually woke up to see ex-fiance sleeping while sucking on the corner of his pillow once. My laughing woke him up and once he realized what happened, he sheepishly explained he was dreaming about sucking my tits, which...okay, fair

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Also may I add that button & zip up tops are not our friends!
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This clip cuts off before the part where the zipper inevitably slides back down of it's own accord at a most inopportune moment

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Okay I actually kinda love this?! It's just missing an blue overlapping LA logo on the doors

 

[Nicefella]

Luxardo or the ones that look radioactive?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh! I'll let her know.

Oh wait..:that’s a thing people do in places with weather! So weird. But good luck to her!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You read my mind. I think it was @Photog1rl who said once that Costco had them. Not my loser Costco. Was wondering if I had to be envious of @OrdinaryPerson too.

It's not whatever cherry Bry the snob likes. But it comes in a really pretty jar and tastes really good.