Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Me either.

*kicks rocks*

Nipple glitter?

 

[Dubinsky]

Me either.

*kicks rocks*

We still rock the glitter, though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s slinky! It’s fun for a girl and a boy.

Or a squirrel, I wish I could catch a video if one trying to get to the bird feeder only to slide to the bottom when they reach the slinky

 

[Dubinsky]

Or a squirrel, I wish I could catch a video if one trying to get to the bird feeder only to slide to the bottom when they reach the slinky

...with glitter. Obvs.

 

[MindYaBitness]

...with glitter. Obvs.

Of course, don't you know? My garden is always full of glitter& magic

 

[Dubinsky]

Of course, don't you know? My garden is always full of glitter& magic

And double-entendres. Lol.

 

[jason28053]

Or a squirrel, I wish I could catch a video if one trying to get to the bird feeder only to slide to the bottom when they reach the slinky

So it’s fun for a squirrel and a boy

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s slinky! It’s fun for a girl and a boy.

This lives in my memory banks forever.

 

[jason28053]

This lives in my memory banks forever.

My first dildo?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is there a better feeling that cooling down naked in bed after a super hot shower?

It's one of my favorite things... nakey post shower time!

Starfishing in the center of the bed after a cool shower in the summer has to be the best

I'll admit I went on something of a perving tangent and got lost at some point and ended up with what might be a wholesome question.

What is the jelly in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made of?

Various types of fruit preserves and a fuckton or sugar. Strawberry and grape are fairly popular. Living a few miles from Knott's Berry Farm, Boysenberry is one of my favorites, along with strawberry.
I don't have PB&J very often anymore though. My current favorite is peanut butter and Nutella, with banana slices if I have 1 around. Made 1 last night/this morning and put it in the toaster oven. Was extra gooey goodness!

Don’t be. I’ve been plowing almost since yesterday morning, along with shoveling my porch off multiple times, and shoveling the snow away along my barn doors so it doesn’t freeze solid when the below zero temps get here tomorrow.
I’m gonna be so sore

Okay, you've convinced me. I still want snow, but I want snow while living on a property maintained by someone else, like...I think @Strixaluco mentioned recently?

I’m just here living my undiagnosed unmediated chaos of existence

I have absolutely no doubt I would benefit from ADD meds of some sort. I'm craaaaaazy unfocused.

Wait what are we talking about?

I definitely would benefit from therapy and anxiety and depression meds. Not entirely sure about ADHD

It’s slinky! It’s fun for a girl and a boy.

Reminds me of this 90s gem that was inspired by 50s-60s toy commercials, like Slinky:

 

[Dubinsky]

Starfishing in the center of the bed after a cool shower in the summer has to be the best

"Starfish" often has a different meaning around here, lol, especially where beds or showers are involved.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

"Starfish" often has a different meaning around here, lol, especially where beds or showers are involved.

This, but only as a means of drying/cooling off post-shower. I don't mean just laying there inanimately during sex, and I'm not referring to little star-shaped buttholes (tagging @Indie here anyway cuz I know she likes it )

 

[Dubinsky]

This, but only as a means of drying/cooling off post-shower. I don't mean just laying there inanimately during sex, and I'm not referring to little star-shaped buttholes (tagging @Indie here anyway cuz I know she likes it )
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Ooh. Yes. I've done that in the summertime. Usually with a fan strategically aimed.

 

[LupineOne]

Okay, you've convinced me. I still want snow, but I want snow while living on a property maintained by someone else, like...I think @Strixaluco mentioned recently?

You’d still have to drive in it though

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This, but only as a means of drying/cooling off post-shower. I don't mean just laying there inanimately during sex, and I'm not referring to little star-shaped buttholes (tagging @Indie here anyway cuz I know she likes it )
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If you wanna see my starfish, you just gotta ask baby.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

You’d still have to drive in it though

I’m a little dyslexic or maybe just a perv. But I read that as you have to “drive it in”

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m a little dyslexic or maybe just a perv. But I read that as you have to “drive it in”

Well, that too....

 

[LupineOne]

I’m a little dyslexic or maybe just a perv. But I read that as you have to “drive it in”

I’ll go with the latter

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I’ll go with the latter

Normally I’d say rude but I mean… is that really an insult here?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You’d still have to drive in it though

Joke's on you, I'm a horribly unsafe driver in perfect weather

If you wanna see my starfish, you just gotta ask baby.

Can I see your starfish, sugar?

I’m a little dyslexic or maybe just a perv. But I read that as you have to “drive it in”

Saaaame

 

[Photog1rl]

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Almost done shoveling out and plowing. Those plowed edges are as tall as me, and windblown drifts against the barn are twice my height!

It’s so beautiful!
Are you inside getting warm yet?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I haven’t been warm since August

 

[LupineOne]

It’s so beautiful!
Are you inside getting warm yet?

Oh yes…it’s 76 in here. I love wood heat!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Can I see your starfish, sugar?

Bluff called. Now what do I do?!

 

[LupineOne]

Joke's on you, I'm a horribly unsafe driver in perfect weather

Thanks for the warning

Saaaame

We’re alll pervs here…