Sex & Shenanigans

[JackKingOff]

Haven't been around much. Currently preparing for the next wave of 5-10 inches of snow where I'm at, so kinda hoping tomorrow is a snow day so I can have an extra long weekend.

west coast is looking at getting similar snow fall, sadly we don't close where I am at

 

[SherlockianMan]

Ask the weatherman. I'm just reporting back what they tell me. According to them, we had seven inches on Tuesday, but I didn't stick my dick in to measure the the remaining depth.

 

[JackKingOff]

Are we measuring with a guys ruler or a real ruler?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s currently snowing where I am.

 

[SherlockianMan]

west coast is looking at getting similar snow fall, sadly we don't close where I am at

Boo. . I work in academia with a lot of students coming in from rural areas, so road conditions determine a lot for us

 

[crazychemgirl]

Boo. . I work in academia with a lot of students coming in from rural areas, so road conditions determine a lot for us

my university NEVER closed amid snow… fucking sucked.

 

[jason28053]

Are we measuring with a guys ruler or a real ruler?

Just put your dick stick in it to test

 

[ShaneoD]

Just put your dick stick in it to test

That sounds like a painful reference to sounding

 

[Paul_Chance]

Don't fuck the Snow People. Unless they give informed consent.

 

[JackKingOff]

Just put your dick stick in it to test

My 12” ruler is not enough for the snow fall… anyone got a 14” dildo I can use to see if the weather app is accurate?

 

[ShaneoD]

Don't fuck the Snow People. Unless they give informed consent.

I haven't been here in a while and I'm definitely missing something

 

[MindYaBitness]

Just put your dick stick in it to test

Uh...you must not click links

 

[jason28053]

Uh...you must not click links

Is that a question or an instruction?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that a question or an instruction?

Depends … ask @Daisy_Love

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who has enough snow to actually put body parts in?


Prize for the first one to share a photo of the indent from their body part in the snow …

And it has to be a naughty body part. Not your hand.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Do any of you have any food that you HAVE to eat in a particular way?

We have two birthdays today!

Happy birthday @LadyLascivious1 and @Tigobitties98 !!!

Happy birthday @LadyLascivious1 and happy birthday again to @Tigobitties98

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Gimme!

I'm related to John Wilkes Booth, a bunch of horse thieves, oh, and the first family to land in the colonies in my father's direct line was evading taxes. They even purposely collapsed the roof of the castle before they left because some law said that you didn't have to pay tax on a structure if the roof was gone. So you could say that I come from really good stock

My maternal grandmother always told me her family's side were wealthy land owners in Mexico until their land was pillaged by Pancho Villa, but he was so charismatic they ended up joining and riding with him. She named my uncle Francisco after Pancho's real name.

Sort by colors, organize neatly, eat down until they all have the same amount, then either eat one by one keeping all the same number or eat color by color (worst color to best color)

Is that not how everyone eats them?

I knew I liked you

Except for clear gummy bears, whether M&Ms, Skittles, Starbursts or whatever candy, red snacks are always the best

You too, and agreed on clear gummy bears

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who has enough snow to actually put body parts in?


Prize for the first one to share a photo of the indent from their body part in the snow …

And it has to be a naughty body part. Not your hand.

Zero inches of snow here, ever

 

[JackKingOff]

Sort by colors, organize neatly, eat down until they all have the same amount, then either eat one by one keeping all the same number or eat color by color (worst color to best color)

Is that not how everyone eats them?

That is exactly how you eat them

 

[ShaneoD]

Wait are we talking about weather, I'm good at that, someone described it as fierce mild earlier. As opposed to it being freezing cold last night

 

[crazychemgirl]

And to be clear …. This is what I mean

 

[peekingone]

And to be clear …. This is what I mean

Nebs should do that

 

[peekingone]

Nebs should do that

Nothing like hard nipples LOL

 

[MindYaBitness]

And to be clear …. This is what I mean

Who hurt you?!? Why would you do that to your boobs!?!?

 

[JackKingOff]

Who has enough snow to actually put body parts in?


Prize for the first one to share a photo of the indent from their body part in the snow …

And it has to be a naughty body part. Not your hand.

Improvising due to at work

 

[LadyLascivious1]

We have two birthdays today!

Happy birthday @LadyLascivious1 and @Tigobitties98 !!!

Thank you, dear friend! Your messages today have been awesome and helped make today great. Love you

Happy Birthday @LadyLascivious1 and @Tigobitties98!
Two birthdays for two sexy, awesome people!

Thanks, Hotwords! That’s high praise coming from someone as sexy as you are

Wait... someone has a birthday on Lit that @Mr_bogey didn't start a thread for?

. He finds me offensive and not funny

I don't know @LadyLascivious1 , but I think we could get one of these going as a public service to the kind Litsters, or for science, or something...
https://media.giphy.com/media/gL8K40vwCFuavtL2HL/giphy.gif

Normally I’d probably jump all over this, but I am freshly released from the hospital. And while this activity was not explicitly forbidden by the doctors, I’m confident it would not aid my recovery

Happy Birthday @LadyLascivious1 & @Tigobitties98!

Thank you!

There are no favourites in S&S …


Except today when it’s @LadyLascivious1 and @Tigobitties98 birthdays .., and they get all my attention.

Aw, such a sweet talker, CCG. Thank you

Happy Birthday to @LadyLascivious1 and @Tigobitties98

Thanks, Wolfe!

Why doesn’t @LadyLascivious1 Have a happy birthday page too??? I went a looking but didn’t find it.
Happy Birthday Lady!!!!
Tig got the best cut of the cake

Thanks, Nebs! I have been very MIA lately and close to leaving Lit, so I’m not surprised

Happy birthday @LadyLascivious1 and happy birthday again to @Tigobitties98

Thank you!