Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[jason28053]

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Where is people who think a corpse needs a strap-on?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where is people who think a corpse needs a strap-on?

Skeleton =/= corpse

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wish it came out of your nose.

I can't replace @MrsPassion

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We have two birthdays today!

Happy birthday @LadyLascivious1 and @Tigobitties98 !!!

Wait... someone has a birthday on Lit that @Mr_bogey didn't start a thread for?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I'm related to John Wilkes Booth, a bunch of horse thieves, oh, and the first family to land in the colonies in my father's direct line was evading taxes. They even purposely collapsed the roof of the castle before they left because some law said that you didn't have to pay tax on a structure if the roof was gone. So you could say that I come from really good stock

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Actual footage of the thirsty mother effers in my DM's

Ouch...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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It's me. I'm the coworker.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's me. I'm the coworker.

I thought of you when I posted that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Happy birthday to the boobsie twins?

Would that be quadruplets?

Happy Birthday @LadyLascivious1 and @Tigobitties98!
Two birthdays for two sexy, awesome people!

I don't know @LadyLascivious1 , but I think we could get one of these going as a public service to the kind Litsters, or for science, or something...
https://media.giphy.com/media/gL8K40vwCFuavtL2HL/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait... someone has a birthday on Lit that @Mr_bogey didn't start a thread for?

I’m genuinely shocked

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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I totally forgot about this conversation until just now

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

They ate and ran...

They never eat and tell?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wait... someone has a birthday on Lit that @Mr_bogey didn't start a thread for?

You started @crazychemgirl 's

In fact, in your desperation to be #1, you started it waaaay too early.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You started @crazychemgirl 's

In fact, in your desperation to be #1, you started it waaaay too early.

And that's why you hate me forever?

 

[Mr_bogey]

For me it’s smarties. I pour a few into my palm and then I MUST eat them in whatever colour has the most…

Such as … 3 blues? Those first. Then 2 pinks… then all the singles.

But ALWAYS leave the red and black/brown for last…, no matter how many.

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Canadian smarties = sprees?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I can't replace @MrsPassion

Truer words have never been spoken. Hope the sexy and hysterical Mrs.P gets back soon.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

They never eat and tell?

They tell those they wanna eat...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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That explains a lot...

 

[Mr_bogey]

And that's why you hate me forever?

Au contrare
I love you for it. It aided me in securing #1 for eternity.

 

[Bry1313]

Au contrare
I love you for it. It aided me in securing #1 for eternity.

Both of you

 

[BodieOhl]

Happy Birthday @LadyLascivious1 & @Tigobitties98!