Sex & Shenanigans

Lol pretty sure I may have at some point. I'm going to have to give it a rewatch. 🤣
The subject matter is horrific, but the image of Barbara Hershey, completely nude and manipulated by unseen hands . . . 💦🍆.

Let’s just say that young hotwords (18 yrs old or older 🙄) spent some time “exorcising his demons” thinking about that.

Also, weirdly enough, fantasizing about being the one being manipulated. 🤔
 
For me it’s smarties. I pour a few into my palm and then I MUST eat them in whatever colour has the most…

Such as … 3 blues? Those first. Then 2 pinks… then all the singles.

But ALWAYS leave the red and black/brown for last…, no matter how many.

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From my experience the guys who say, “nice guys finish last” … aren’t usually as nice as they think they are.
I need a clapping emoji reaction. Heart eyes just didn't quite get the point across.
Do any of you have any food that you HAVE to eat in a particular way?
Cupcakes. I have to take the bottom off and eat it like an icing sandwich. Unless they are the very big fancy cupcakes that have to be eaten with a fork.

Also string cheese (or cheese string as the canadians i know call it).... I have to pull it apart. I know some people will just eat it but no. Same with the twist and pull twizzlers.
 
I need a clapping emoji reaction. Heart eyes just didn't quite get the point across.

Cupcakes. I have to take the bottom off and eat it like an icing sandwich. Unless they are the very big fancy cupcakes that have to be eaten with a fork.

Also string cheese (or cheese string as the canadians i know call it).... I have to pull it apart. I know some people will just eat it but no. Same with the twist and pull twizzlers.
Omg I’m obsessed with pull and peel twizzlers …. I legit can eat a whole bag in one sitting.
 
From my experience the guys who say, “nice guys finish last” … aren’t usually as nice as they think they are.
Maybe it should be “thoughtful fuckers finish last” and ”nice guys finish themselves off because they are alone”? 🤷‍♂️
Since the penis is just cartilage and muscle and skin … wouldn’t it disintegrate after death. In which case …wouldn’t a skeleton require a strap-on to fuck?
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You call yourself a scientist? Pffttt!
 
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