What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Soccerfanpen21]

My raspberry margarita stained blouse, other than that Taco Tuesday was fun.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

A judge's robe

 

[BrendaBear]

A judge's robe

That’s wise… the judge might get pissed that you wore it again…

I am not wearing Kinky’s ball gag.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

That’s wise… the judge might get pissed that you wore it again…

I am not wearing Kinky’s ball gag.

Me either... Having it cleaned

 

[BrendaBear]

Me either... Having it cleaned

Wait… having which cleaned? The judges robe, or your ball gag?

And I am also not wearing a fringed, leather, minidress.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Wait… having which cleaned? The judges robe, or your ball gag?

And I am also not wearing a fringed, leather, minidress.

Both. Haha

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Boxer briefs… I hate the very idea of them! I’d been a briefs man until my first wife told me she prefers boxers on men, and that’s what I’ve worn ever since.

 

[LustyScribe]

An orange jumpsuit. Because they can't seem to catch me while I'm slathered in baby oil & feathers.

 

[Lily13]

Not wearing my earmuffs. Only when I sing

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Clothes…got too hot for them.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Spurs

 

[Azuldrgon]

clothes (almost bedtime)

 

[Wriggle]

Tidy eyebrows

 

[kathyisgr65]

No nipple clamps today

 

[kathyisgr65]

No cape today

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

No cape today

No cape?? Awww yeh I left the spandex at home … got tired of blinding the enemy when I wore it

 

[kathyisgr65]

No cape?? Awww yeh I left the spandex at home … got tired of blinding the enemy when I wore it

Never said I wasn't wearing my spandex.. just left my cape at home..kept getting hung up and trying to hang me

 

[luckydino]

Nothing - just got out of the shower

 

[Stillstiff]

Socks

 

[kathyisgr65]

My tiara

 

[BrendaBear]

Spurs

I think that is probably appreciated.

I am not wearing a hip waders with a cocktail dress.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing a hip waders with a cocktail dress.

Sometimes just sometimes I think you have serious style issues

I am not wearing gauche plastic bracelets

 

[bikerbonez]

a safety helmet

 

[BrendaBear]

Sometimes just sometimes I think you have serious style issues

At least I am always saying I am not wearing those things…

…but some of those things might have been from the previous night… not denying that…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Bowtie... and nothing else...