Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay guys, I hate to derail a budding romance, and this is completely off topic. However, can we talk about jail for a second?. Did you know that we can't have underwire bras is prison?!?!?!?

I always kept my temper in check knowing I wasn’t tough enough to survive prison. Now I've got another reason. These bitties need Golden Gate Bridge level engineering and would not survive prison.

I’m entirely onboard with changing the topic to titties.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Okay guys, I hate to derail a budding romance, and this is completely off topic. However, can we talk about jail for a second?. Did you know that we can't have underwire bras is prison?!?!?!?

I always kept my temper in check knowing I wasn’t tough enough to survive prison. Now I've got another reason. These bitties need Golden Gate Bridge level engineering and would not survive prison.

Do we want to know how you found this out?
I mean, it makes sense, but also for those who need that support, idk what y'all would do. I was going to say I wouldn't wear one if I was in prison but... I think I might take that back now that I think of it.

 

[morelikeasong]

Okay guys, I hate to derail a budding romance, and this is completely off topic. However, can we talk about jail for a second?. Did you know that we can't have underwire bras is prison?!?!?!?

I always kept my temper in check knowing I wasn’t tough enough to survive prison. Now I've got another reason. These bitties need Golden Gate Bridge level engineering and would not survive prison.

me, clicking emojis like

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do we want to know how you found this out?
I mean, it makes sense, but also for those who need that support, idk what y'all would do. I was going to say I wouldn't wear one if I was in prison but... I think I might take that back now that I think of it.

Everyone around me is at risk of serious injury if I'm without a bra. I came across this meme while out to lunch with some former cops. They enlightened/horrified me.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

me, clicking emojis like

and yet you teased us too

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I need to run guys. I know it's hard but...be good.

Nevarrrrrr!

Old, talks too much, thinks he's funny

Does that fit the bill better?

I'll start driving around looking for free couches for you guys

No wait, this 1 actually is funny though

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I hate to derail a budding romance

You too?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Of course she does. She’s greedy. Birds of a feather

You would know

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You too?

She’s Brutus errr brutal

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

You too?

We're all obviously cheering for you both!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So... how's the weather where you guys are at?

 

[morelikeasong]

and yet you teased us too

Whoopsie! Is this emoji a hamster @NRJLIVES4ever ?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Whoopsie! Is this emoji a hamster @NRJLIVES4ever ?

Why yes. Yes it is.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Whoopsie! Is this emoji a hamster @NRJLIVES4ever ?

I had that exact one in my mouth last night

 

[MindYaBitness]

me, clicking emojis like

How dare you! I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a good girl, pure as the driven snow. I never hide links in emojis

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Whoopsie! Is this emoji a hamster @NRJLIVES4ever ?

You have only yourself to blame for this

 

[morelikeasong]

How dare you! I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a good girl, pure as the driven snow. I never hide links in emojis

Speaking of hiding things with emojis… if only click and drag worked

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

You have only yourself to blame for this

Oh god does hamster dance make me feel old

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Speaking of hiding things with emojis… if only click and drag worked

I think @Kitty_so_frisky had a solution for this but forget what it was.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh god does hamster dance make me feel old

Same brother. Same. But also make me laugh.

 

[morelikeasong]

I think @Kitty_so_frisky had a solution for this but forget what it was.

Not for what I’m looking for

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Whoopsie! Is this emoji a hamster @NRJLIVES4ever ?

I had that exact one in my mouth last night

Omg you are both amazing.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So... how's the weather where you guys are at?

Sunny with a chance of ranch.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Okay guys, I hate to derail a budding romance, and this is completely off topic. However, can we talk about jail for a second?. Did you know that we can't have underwire bras is prison?!?!?!?

I always kept my temper in check knowing I wasn’t tough enough to survive prison. Now I've got another reason. These bitties need Golden Gate Bridge level engineering and would not survive prison.

I've actually never thought of this until now, but what about sports bras? Do you need underwire on sports bras?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Speaking of hiding things with emojis… if only click and drag worked

I'm sorry my emoji game is week . If I make it up to you, can we still be friends?