Sex & Shenanigans

Not sure about your definition of “flirting” 😳
This is Sex and Shenanigans in the playground of lit. Y’all are most definitely flirting (it’s one of the best Lit pastimes)and I am here for it. Watching new love blossom in public is one of my favorite activities.
It’s topped only by the ability to encourage the mayhem.
I just wish work didn’t get in my way. 😂😂😂

Carry on. 🤣🤣
 
No invite, no gift. It’s not our fault y’all flirt in the open. 😂
Why are you like this?
This is Sex and Shenanigans in the playground of lit. Y’all are most definitely flirting (it’s one of the best Lit pastimes)and I am here for it. Watching new love blossom in public is one of my favorite activities.
It’s topped only by the ability to encourage the mayhem.
I just wish work didn’t get in my way. 😂😂😂

Carry on. 🤣🤣
And this?
 
This is Sex and Shenanigans in the playground of lit. Y’all are most definitely flirting (it’s one of the best Lit pastimes)and I am here for it. Watching new love blossom in public is one of my favorite activities.
It’s topped only by the ability to encourage the mayhem.
I just wish work didn’t get in my way. 😂😂😂

Carry on. 🤣🤣
Yeah I heard about you role on the mayhem. I win again. 😂
 
Good morning-ish, shenanigang!

Are you grumpy this morning, hun…. Do you need a hug?
He's grumpy because he keeps getting killed in FMK

When my lunchables don't include the correct ratio of meat:cheese:crackers. 🤣

Real. When I was a kid I had to eat everything in circles, one bit of each part of the meal on sequence. And was very upset if the number of bites didn’t balance.

Therapy helped.
I'm (still) weird about ratios too. I always arrange it so I end with the perfect ratio. I probably need therapy, but this is the least of the reasons why 🤣

It’s ok … this is a safe space.
Is though? Is it really?

Those things on your chesd.
What's a chesd?

Some folks strike me as more of “and” type than an “or” type.
I don't need alcohol to have a good time 😜 But like...I wouldn't turn it down if I knew butt stuff was coming :x
 
Good morning-ish, shenanigang!


He's grumpy because he keeps getting killed in FMK




I'm (still) weird about ratios too. I always arrange it so I end with the perfect ratio. I probably need therapy, but this is the least of the reasons why 🤣


Is though? Is it really?


What's a chesd?


I don't need alcohol to have a good time 😜 But like...I wouldn't turn it down if I knew butt stuff was coming :x
Hail ratio sister!
 
Okay guys, I hate to derail a budding romance, and this is completely off topic. However, can we talk about jail for a second?👮‍♂️🚔⛓️. Did you know that we can't have underwire bras is prison?!?!?!?😳😳😳

I always kept my temper in check knowing I wasn’t tough enough to survive prison. Now I've got another reason. These bitties need Golden Gate Bridge level engineering and would not survive prison.🍒 🌁👙
 
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