Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

Not that I've noticed.

I can't live without it!

At least 2 cups in the mornings. Sometimes another when I finish work.

My favorite ones are made locally

Drip or K cup

Nope!

What's morning sex?

Oh sweetie, it’s what old people do because by night time we’re fucking exhausted, but in the morning we can fuck till we’re exhausted.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh sweetie, it’s what old people do because by night time we’re fucking exhausted, but in the morning we can fuck till we’re exhausted.

This. Right here. The stress of the day hasn’t caught up with me yet

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh sweetie, it’s what old people do because by night time we’re fucking exhausted, but in the morning we can fuck till we’re exhausted.

What are you doing, say, tomorrow morning?

 

[Photog1rl]

this...
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This is me...on my knees for the one that enslaves me.

 

[jason28053]

This is me...on my knees for the one that enslaves me.

Mr. Coffee ?

 

[Photog1rl]

Mr. Coffee ?

Maybe Do you think it has what I need? I like it hot and sweet and I need enough to fill my mouth repeatedly. I also need it again in the afternoon. Oh and it must be full of flavor and strong enough to keep me satisfied until bed.

 

[jason28053]

Maybe Do you think it has what I need? I like it hot and sweet and I need enough to fill my mouth repeatedly. I also need it again in the afternoon. Oh and it must be full of flavor and strong enough to keep me satisfied until bed.

Are we still talking coffee?

 

[SlyderInside]

Are we still talking coffee?

That or cream.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That or cream.

Can I take my cream & coffee in an affogato?
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[SassySheDevil]

Can I take my cream & coffee in an affogato?
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Ugh. Before I knew about my Diabetes. I used to totally mix ice cream and coffee. It was so fantastic!! I guess now that they have the carb friendly stuff I could try it again. But truthfully, it's basically flavored ice.

It was a whole dessert!! YUM!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ugh. Before I knew about my Diabetes. I used to totally mix ice cream and coffee. It was so fantastic!! I guess now that they have the carb friendly stuff I could try it again. But truthfully, it's basically flavored ice.

It was a whole dessert!! YUM!

That breaks my heart! I have an addictive personality, and I've been able to narrow it down to two things: carbs & sex. Take away either of those and I'm going to be a miserable bitch!

 

[SassySheDevil]

That breaks my heart! I have an addictive personality, and I've been able to narrow it down to two things: carbs & sex. Take away either if those and I'm thing to be a miserable bitch!

I was really shocked that after surgery the coffee switch would be harder than it was. I think I went long enough without craving anything food wise, that just made it easier. Carbs are much harder though.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I love this thread. I know it’s for dicks, but I love it just the same

Non-dicks are always welcome.

 

[hotwords229_A]

PlanetaryNads

https://her.ie/uploads/2018/06/15141107/Screen-Shot-2018-06-15-at-15.12.42.png?height=350&width=700&cropped
We all know that every woman loves to be inundated with dick pics, the more unsolicited the better.
Okay, that may not be entirely true, but every now and then a situation (like yesterday) comes up where a series of SOLICITED pics are requested.

We know “it depends on my mood or who is sending it” but let’s speak in generalities.

Do you take (or prefer) a quick point and shoot dick pic or are you an artistic dick picker?
Do you prefer flaccid or hard?
Bright lights or intimate shadows?
Silly, funny or erotic—your general preference?
Describe the best dick pic you ever sent or received?
If a guy doesn’t want to send a dick pic, what goes through your mind, how does it affect your view of him, are you suspicious? What about a guy who is too enthusiastic about it?

 

[MindYaBitness]

PlanetaryNads

https://her.ie/uploads/2018/06/15141107/Screen-Shot-2018-06-15-at-15.12.42.png?height=350&width=700&cropped
We all know that every woman loves to be inundated with dick pics, the more unsolicited the better.
Okay, that may not be entirely true, but every now and then a situation (like yesterday) comes up where a series of SOLICITED pics are requested.

We know “it depends on my mood or who is sending it” but let’s speak in generalities.

Do you take (or prefer) a quick point and shoot dick pic or are you an artistic dick picker?
Do you prefer flaccid or hard?
Bright lights or intimate shadows?
Silly, funny or erotic—your general preference?
Describe the best dick pic you ever sent or received?
If a guy doesn’t want to send a dick pic, what goes through your mind, how does it affect your view of him, are you suspicious? What about a guy who is too enthusiastic about it?

Do you take (or prefer) a quick point and shoot dick pic or are you an artistic dick picker?
I prefer a video, but I'll take a point & shoot

Do you prefer flaccid or hard?
Depends, are we at the start of a chat/cam, or the, um, completion? Either way, for me it's more about who is attached the dick & the context, than the state of rigidity.

Bright lights or intimate shadows?
I really don't care

Silly, funny or erotic—your general preference?
Usually I'd go with erotic, but there's a time & place for everything.

Describe the best dick pic you ever sent or received?
I prefer video because I experience sound a little differently than most people (chromesthesia, Google it as I will not be answering questions) They're all great, but the best would be the first that I ever asked for. I expected it to feel/look like watching porn, which I find kind of tedious. I didn't realize until I watched it that it was fucking hot because I knew our conversation had gotten him there, and the combination of sound, voice & video was extremely sexy, in both the visual & auditory way I experienced it.

If a guy doesn’t want to send a dick pic, what goes through your mind, how does it affect your view of him, are you suspicious? What about a guy who is too enthusiastic about it?
I don't know how to break it to you, but this place only has the latter. The ladies here are blocking dick like an NHL goalie. I don't ever want to see a dick I'm not acquainted with, and there is nothing but guys who are SUPER eager to show it to us. If you send one without me asking, its an immediate block. *Here's the advice I gave my teen son, "I get it, you're super proud of your pecker, you should be, I made it from scratch, but I swear to God that no girl wants to see it unless she asks for it. And, be really careful who you send it to, because the likelihood is that she showing all her friends"

 

[Apisto42]

PlanetaryNads

https://her.ie/uploads/2018/06/15141107/Screen-Shot-2018-06-15-at-15.12.42.png?height=350&width=700&cropped
We all know that every woman loves to be inundated with dick pics, the more unsolicited the better.
Okay, that may not be entirely true, but every now and then a situation (like yesterday) comes up where a series of SOLICITED pics are requested.

We know “it depends on my mood or who is sending it” but let’s speak in generalities.

Do you take (or prefer) a quick point and shoot dick pic or are you an artistic dick picker?
Do you prefer flaccid or hard?
Bright lights or intimate shadows?
Silly, funny or erotic—your general preference?
Describe the best dick pic you ever sent or received?
If a guy doesn’t want to send a dick pic, what goes through your mind, how does it affect your view of him, are you suspicious? What about a guy who is too enthusiastic about it?

Honestly, I felt really weird sending that link last night.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you take (or prefer) a quick point and shoot dick pic or are you an artistic dick picker?
Artistic all the way!

Do you prefer flaccid or hard?
Hard question ... (Pun intended)
Going to go with hard. It's fun to see all sharkse, sizes and states of being though

Bright lights or intimate shadows?
Shadows

Silly, funny or erotic—your general preference?
In order of preference;
1. Erotic
2. Silly
3. Funny

Describe the best dick pic you ever sent or received?
It was a shot of the shadow cast by his erect dick.

If a guy doesn’t want to send a dick pic, what goes through your mind, how does it affect your view of him, are you suspicious?
Not in the slightest. I respect that boundary.

What about a guy who is too enthusiastic about it?
More inclined to be uncomfortable with guys who are super enthusiastic about dick pics out of context. Often it's selfish on the sender's part to push a share early on.

 

[hotwords229_A]

chromesthesia

This is pretty fascinating. I have never heard of anything like this before, but I’m going to read more about it!

it was fucking hot because I knew our conversation had gotten him there

This makes perfect sense.

I don't know how to break it to you, but this place only has the latter.

Correction: I’m not super enthusiastic about sending them—I have, but not a lot. It sounds like Apisto also has reservations. I think it’s difficult to make it look interesting. Mine, not Apistos .

Here's the advice I gave my teen son, "I get it, you're super proud of your pecker, you should be, I made it from scratch, but I swear to God that no girl wants to see it unless she asks for it. And, be really careful who you send it to, because the likelihood is that she showing all her friends"

This is really good advice and good on you for an open and honest discussion.

Honestly, I felt really weird sending that link last night.

We’re not all monsters! (that can be interpreted different ways )

Artistic all the way!

Now this surprised me. I had you in mind with this exact question and I expected you to say you wanted it to be as natural as possible without any fluffy nonsense.
It just goes to show that I have no clue what’s going on ever.

 

[Apisto42]

Taking an artistic cock pic is terribly frustrating.

Normally I have only ever sent pics when I know the person. So participating in nebs bday was out of the ordinary for me.

 

[deft]

Taking an artistic cock pic is terribly frustrating.

This! I sometimes get tied up in knots when asked to furnish a pic… and there are usually several takes before I settle upon what I consider is the least ridiculous option, in the hope it translates somehow to the hottest option upon delivery

 

[Wand3rlust]

Artistic = black and white.

Everything else is gravy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Taking an artistic cock pic is terribly frustrating.

and there are usually several takes

It’s also difficult to stay hard after the 35th pic that’s still out of focus. Frustration and erections do not make good bedfellows.

There should be a dick pic taking service that does house calls.

 

[deft]

There should be a dick pic taking service that does house calls.

Somebody could clean up, here…

 

[hotwords229_A]

Somebody could clean up, here…

Clean up costs extra!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Correction: I’m not super enthusiastic about sending them—I have, but not a lot. It sounds like Apisto also has reservations. I think it’s difficult to make it look interesting. Mine, not Apistos .

You're right, I shouldn't make a generalization of the men on here. My creepy inbox is not an indictment of the male gender, just an indication that if you post too much on the sex toy review thread, some guys get the idea that you need to see the genuine item

This is really good advice and good on you for an open and honest discussion.

I am very open & plain spoken when it comes to sex & sexuality, with my kids. So much in fact, that they have brought their friends to me to ask questions they're too embarrassed to ask their own parents. I'm the mom, who can talk factually about really uncomfortable things, which creates an safe environment to ask more questions