Cock Talk

[SassySheDevil]

Schlong Valdez


Any good doctor will tell you that the key to a nice stiff penis is a cup of coffee. If they don’t tell you that, you need a better doctor*
*not medical advice
Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

I don't think it ever did. But then I've never really drank enough to think it mattered.

Are you a big coffee drinker?

I used to be more than I am now. But by "big" that just meant daily 1 maybe 2 cups.
Surgery changed my coffee drinking. Before surgery. I drank regular coffee. Now. I can't handle the Caffeine/acid in regular coffee and had to switch to decaf. I like the taste of coffee, so it was never about the caffeine for me. Thankfully. But now it doesn't sit as well so it is usually only a few times a week now.

How much coffee do you drink?

Now. A few cups a week usually.

What kind of mug do you use?

I'm a cup collector. Though I was told to stop. lol
Emmy used to send me cups for every holiday. So, I currently have an abundance of cute cups. Every holiday. Every occasion.

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

Decaf. Sometimes by itself. Sometimes I mix it with my protein shake.

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

No. But I laugh at some of the drinks I see in a starbucks group I'm in. I joined in hopes of more sugar free type ideas, but it is literally a group of women bitching about how much they pay for their "desserts." It isn't coffee anymore if there are 20 different things in it. It is dessert.

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

Sex first.

The following link is something I found somewhat interesting, simply because it kind of nailed my personality as pertains to my coffee drinking habits.

https://thecoffeeguru.net/what-your-coffee-says-about-you-unveiling-your-personality/


What does it say about you?

I will have to come back to this one.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?
Probably. It gets my blood pumping and if I'm not careful it can have negative effects on my anxiety.

Are you a big coffee drinker?
Yes. I drink coffee every morning. Love the stuff.

How much coffee do you drink?
Around 2 cups a day

What kind of mug do you use?
I have three in rotation. They are all porcelain mugs decorated by Pete Cromer (Australian artist). One has a kangaroo, another a cockatoo and the last a budgie.

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?
Black drip coffee with a sprinkle of raw sugar

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?
No. Although I do feel sexy sitting at a cafe in an outfit sipping a long black/Americano

Morning sex, before or after coffee?
Before. Wake up, snuggle, sex, peel out of bed and throw on leftover clothes to go drink coffee in the kitchen with your lover of choice.

PS- what's your coffee personality @hotwords229_A ?

Apparently mine is thoughtful, nostalgic, straightforward, and a disciplined traditionalist.
They're not wrong...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wtf? I'm not reading all that shit.

I will have to come back to this one.

PS- what's your coffee personality @hotwords229_A ?

I didn’t even come close to reading all that, what I did was click on my preferred coffee type, preparation and habit: Black, instant in a stainless steel mug.

Apparently, I’m a straightforward, introspective, quiet, minimalist who is practical and efficient, oh, and I don’t have time for bullshit. That’s me, baby!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I didn’t even come close to reading all that, what I did was click on my preferred coffee type, preparation and habit: Black, instant in a stainless steel mug.

Apparently, I’m a straightforward, introspective, quiet, minimalist who is practical and efficient, oh, and I don’t have time for bullshit. That’s me, baby!

We're almost the same person!
Black, drip, and didn't see the mug section

 

[Wand3rlust]

Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

not that I've noticed.

Are you a big coffee drinker?

Venti

How much coffee do you drink?

a couple of times a week.

What kind of mug do you use?

comedy mugs

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

 mocha

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

nope.

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

who cares?

Apparently I'm a creative dreamer.
Yep. Me to a tee ..

 

[Apisto42]

So I used to drink coffee, but now it’s just tea. Not sure what that means.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So I used to drink coffee, but now it’s just tea. Not sure what that means.

You're a traitor

 

[Cogan]

Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

Not that I've noticed.

Are you a big coffee drinker?

Compared to my colleagues, no.

How much coffee do you drink?

2-3 cups a day.

What kind of mug do you use?

At home a normal coffee mug for breakfast.

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

Filter coffee for breakfast. Arabica beans dark roasted. A well done espresso or cappuccino at a café is always good.

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

No.

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

Before, and sometimes after as well.......

The following link is something I found somewhat interesting, simply because it kind of nailed my personality as pertains to my coffee drinking habits.

https://thecoffeeguru.net/what-your-coffee-says-about-you-unveiling-your-personality/


What does it say about you?

That I'm lazy. Way to much text!

 

[morelikeasong]

Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

Don’t think so?

Are you a big coffee drinker?

Yes! Love it.

How much coffee do you drink?

Usually 2 cups per day. One at 9am and one at 2pm

What kind of mug do you use?

I have a large collection of mugs. I love them. They make me happy. Ceramic, usually.

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

Black! But my favorite coffee treat is a honey lavender latte

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

Don’t think so

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

Before. Definitely before

 

[hotwords229_A]

Before! Coffee breath is real!

But morning breath is also real. You kind of can’t win in the morning.
Hmmm, maybe I should do a morning breath question.

Also, am I the only one who wakes up tired? How do you people have all this morning sex energy?

 

[MindYaBitness]

But morning breath is also real. You kind of can’t win in the morning.
Hmmm, maybe I should do a morning breath question.

Also, am I the only one who wakes up tired? How do you people have all this morning sex energy?

It's not about energy, it's about it being more enjoyable when your brain is in that in-between place; not asleep, but not awakened enough to start listing the tasks of the day. In that ethereal space great sex can happen because it's the only thing happening in your mind

 

[MedicalMuse]

Schlong Valdez

I can't tell you how much I love this.
I will now refer to my imaginary pool boy as Schlong Valdez. Thank you

Any good doctor will tell you that the key to a nice stiff penis is a cup of coffee. If they don’t tell you that, you need a better doctor*
*not medical advice
Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

Well, maybe? Like pre-workout- a little extra oomph when you need it.

Are you a big coffee drinker?

Fuck yes.

How much coffee do you drink?

Way too much probably. A couple or three pots a day.

What kind of mug do you use?

A very large one

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

Pour over. A variety of beans though. Early in the day its black and bold with a lot of caffeine. By the end of the day it a medium roast breakfast blend. That way I can sleep lol

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

nope. To each his own. I try not to yuck anyone's yum. Free will, and all that.

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

before. I want to just roll over and get my mouth on him. Coffee can wait.

The following link is something I found somewhat interesting, simply because it kind of nailed my personality as pertains to my coffee drinking habits.

https://thecoffeeguru.net/what-your-coffee-says-about-you-unveiling-your-personality/


What does it say about you?

it's pretty accurate

 

[SixShooter14]

...
Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

I don't think so? But I dont remember

Are you a big coffee drinker?

yes

How much coffee do you drink?

2 or 3 pots?

What kind of mug do you use?

Many different mugs depending on day and location

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

regular drip coffee. Double caf with or without cream and sugar

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

What? Why?

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

Yes please

The following link is something I found somewhat interesting, simply because it kind of nailed my personality as pertains to my coffee drinking habits.
...
What does it say about you?

Yeah... I'm way too complex for internet generalizations

 

[Photog1rl]

Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

Only if I drink more than 3 shots without any food in my stomach.

Are you a big coffee drinker?

I am big and I drink coffee…oh wait, not what you meant?
I love coffee.

How much coffee do you drink?

I drink two cups of coffee every day.

What kind of mug do you use?

If I wfh or on weekends my initial mug or holiday mug. If I'm going in to work then my local cafe branded hydroflask.

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

Double shot latte or Mexican mocha on special occasions.

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

I used to be attracted to angsty poets, smoking export A’s, dressed in black and drinking black coffee.

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

Yes before and after.
Morning sleepy sex. Pad out to the kitchen, make coffee and then take it back to bed. Get about halfway done and go again.

The following link is something I found somewhat interesting, simply because it kind of nailed my personality as pertains to my coffee drinking habits.

https://thecoffeeguru.net/what-your-coffee-says-about-you-unveiling-your-personality/


What does it say about you?

I am a comfort seeker that is an adaptive and social detail-oriented perfectionist.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's not about energy, it's about it being more enjoyable when your brain is in that in-between place; not asleep, but not awakened enough to start listing the tasks of the day. In that ethereal space great sex can happen because it's the only thing happening in your mind

Yes!
A delicious slow roll into the day with pleasure

 

[aussiegeekygal]

 

[Mr_bogey]

But morning breath is also real. You kind of can’t win in the morning.
Hmmm, maybe I should do a morning breath question.

Also, am I the only one who wakes up tired? How do you people have all this morning sex energy?

Sure, morning breath is a thing but I always wake with a full bladder, so a little teeth brushing and mouthwash on the way back is convenient.

You adapt. Once I learned her preference for it and that yes came more often from a morning attempt, well...we all do what we need to do.

P.S. naps are a wonderful thing if you can find the time.

 

[SixShooter14]

...


What does it say about you?

this...

 

[Photog1rl]

Hey y’all! Today is Neb’s bday so it's time to celebrate!
View attachment 2298410

“I don't wanna” she’ll say at the start of the day.
But when her mood shifts she’ll show us her tits.

She is totally known to admire a bone.
So go right ahead and pick up your phone.

She is goodness and light so by the end of the night
make her smile a lot and send her your cock.

Today is the day so let's all have some fun.
41 dicks in her box make sure yours is one.

It's simple. It’s quick. All she wants is a pic.

We have until midnight EST to fill @PlanetaryNebula box with as many dicks as possible. Let's give her a bday she will never forget!

Some folks were concerned this was unsolicited, so here is the thread proof that she is VERY MUCH on board with this.
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-and-shenanigans.1589110/post-98047512

I appreciate everyone's hesitation to send unsolicited dick pics, but these are very much wanted. I am hoping we exceed the 41 by at least 40 haha
XOXO PG

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hey y’all! Today is Neb’s bday so it's time to celebrate!
View attachment 2298410

“I don't wanna” she’ll say at the start of the day.
But when her mood shifts she’ll show us her tits.

She is totally known to admire a bone.
So go right ahead and pick up your phone.

She is goodnes and light so by the end of the night
make her smile a lot and send her your cock.

Today is the day so let's all have some fun.
41 dicks in her box make sure yours is one.

It's simple. It’s quick all she wants is a pic.

We have until midnight EST to fill @PlanetaryNebula box with as many dicks as possible. Let's give her a bday she will never forget!

Like you need to ask me twice.

And bravo for this beautiful poem

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hey y’all! Today is Neb’s bday so it's time to celebrate!
View attachment 2298410

“I don't wanna” she’ll say at the start of the day.
But when her mood shifts she’ll show us her tits.

She is totally known to admire a bone.
So go right ahead and pick up your phone.

She is goodness and light so by the end of the night
make her smile a lot and send her your cock.

Today is the day so let's all have some fun.
41 dicks in her box make sure yours is one.

It's simple. It’s quick, all she wants is a pic.

We have until midnight EST to fill @PlanetaryNebula box with as many dicks as possible. Let's give her a bday she will never forget!

As the arbiter of this thread, I fully support this message.

 

[Photog1rl]

As the arbiter of this thread, I fully support this message.

Thanks for the endorsement! It seemed like an appropriate page to post in. Sorry for posting first and asking for forgiveness later...I am so glad you agree!

 

[morelikeasong]

Also, am I the only one who wakes up tired? How do you people have all this morning sex energy?

I hate mornings as much as the next person but I loveeee morning sex

it's about it being more enjoyable when your brain is in that in-between place; not asleep, but not awakened enough

THIS
Being woken up for/with sex feels incredible and this is how I describe it too. That half awake state is incredibly suggestible and responsive

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Does caffeine affect sex for you in any way?

Not that I've noticed.

Are you a big coffee drinker?

I can't live without it!

How much coffee do you drink?

At least 2 cups in the mornings. Sometimes another when I finish work.

What kind of mug do you use?

My favorite ones are made locally

What kind of coffee do you drink (regularly)?

Drip or K cup

Are you turned off by a particular type of coffee drinker? If so, why, who, how?

Nope!

Morning sex, before or after coffee?

What's morning sex?

 

[Apisto42]

Hey y’all! Today is Neb’s bday so it's time to celebrate!
View attachment 2298410

“I don't wanna” she’ll say at the start of the day.
But when her mood shifts she’ll show us her tits.

She is totally known to admire a bone.
So go right ahead and pick up your phone.

She is goodness and light so by the end of the night
make her smile a lot and send her your cock.

Today is the day so let's all have some fun.
41 dicks in her box make sure yours is one.

It's simple. It’s quick. All she wants is a pic.

We have until midnight EST to fill @PlanetaryNebula box with as many dicks as possible. Let's give her a bday she will never forget!

Some folks were concerned this was unsolicited, so here is the thread proof that she is VERY MUCH on board with this.
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-and-shenanigans.1589110/post-98047512

I appreciate everyone's hesitation to send unsolicited dick pics, but these are very much wanted. I am hoping we exceed the 41 by at least 40 haha
XOXO PG

Done.