Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Check yo inbox

Ohhhhh the irony!

 

[jason28053]

Check yo inbox

is it the one I’ve seen?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

is it the one I’ve seen?

It’s the only one in existence so…. Yes

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s the only one in existence so…. Yes

The onnnnnnnlly one?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The onnnnnnnlly one?

I only have one pic of me in the ears

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I haven’t been here long enough to understand the ranch joke

I keep seeing it referenced though so I know there must be a hilarious origin.
I need a table of contents or an index or something so I can flip back through and get up to speed lol

It all basically started with this meme. The "ranch as a verb" thing caught on shortly thereafter. It's brought us all much joy.

Remind me not to fuck anyone from the Midwest

I'm from New England, so don't worry. Also I can afford real lube.

My understanding is that it’s what @NRJLIVES4ever calls it when he blows his (edited to say) LOAD. He ranches

Hehehehe "lid"

 

[Bry1313]

Remind me not to fuck anyone from the Midwest

We don’t cum actual ranch. I can demonstrate sometime

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We don’t cum actual ranch. I can demonstrate sometime

If you did, i would be swallowing loads like a boss

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If you did, i would be swallowing loads like a boss

I'll bring the wings.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It all basically started with this meme. The "ranch as a verb" thing caught on shortly thereafter. It's brought us all much joy.

I'm from New England, so don't worry. Also I can afford real lube.

Hehehehe "lid"

Did that girl really let 20 dudes ranch in her?

 

[jason28053]

Did that girl really let 20 dudes ranch in her?

Waiting to see and if that’s true

 

[Bry1313]

If you did, i would be swallowing loads like a boss

I taste better

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I taste better

You know this first hand?

 

[LupineOne]

I taste better

And you’re sure of this?

 

[StillRain]

What did you guys do to MarriedBriexecutive?

Why do you have to scare away all the faux hotties with their incredibly busy and important lives and many many exciting and super believable stories?

 

[jason28053]

What did you guys do to MarriedBriexecutive?

Why do you have to scare away all the faux hotties with their incredibly busy and important lives and many many exciting and super believable stories?

Shame on us! I guess the ladies need spankings

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What did you guys do to MarriedBriexecutive?

Why do you have to scare away all the faux hotties with their incredibly busy and important lives and many many exciting and super believable stories?

What happened to marriedexecutive?

 

[jason28053]

What happened to marriedexecutive?

Go back to page 2020 and catch up Nebs.

 

[jason28053]

Let’s just say she told one too many “stories”

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Go back to page 2020 and catch up Nebs.

Curses

 

[jason28053]

Curses

 

[Bry1313]

You know this first hand?

Yes, who doesn’t know their own taste?

 

[LupineOne]

Highly doubtful.

I’m one of them

 

[LupineOne]

I want a van. I'll even put a mattress in it. Ya know, for naps.

Gotcha covered


(No, you don’t want to end up in my van either)

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Yes, who doesn’t know their own taste?

I taste amazing. Don't give a fuck who knows.

Gotcha covered


(No, you don’t want to end up in my van either)

Something wrong with the mattress?

Let’s just say she told one too many “stories”

That barfight story was absolutely real. It has to be.