Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

yeah that might leave a mark lol

What kind of mark are we talking here? Bite marks? Hickeys? Handprints?

 

[Bry1313]

Not even when he tells me to take my panties off and put my hands up against the wall?

That’s a you decision, not an us decision

 

[Mr_bogey]

You first my dear.


@MedicalMuse will be waiting for you in the ER

Were the 2nd part true, he might actually do it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Were the 2nd part true, he might actually do it.

Right?

I imagine a good number of men on this site would willingly and knowingly injure themselves for the chance to have her as their nurse.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you ever wonder if you’ve encountered a Litster in the real world and didn’t know it?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Do you ever wonder if you’ve encountered a Litster in the real world and didn’t know it?

I'd know. I've seen them all naked.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd know. I've seen then all naked.

Oh well then there’s no need for any of us to send you nudes ever again.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Oh well then there’s no need for any of us to send you nudes ever again.

It's always good to keep me updated. Besides, I'm old and my memory isn't what it was. Speaking of which, I need an update from you with your new 3 tone Mohawk pubes.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you ever wonder if you’ve encountered a Litster in the real world and didn’t know it?

Nah I'd be hounded for autographs if they ever figured it out... or to 'borrow' my monocle...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nah I'd be hounded for autographs if they ever figured it out... or to 'borrow' my monocle...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Do you ever wonder if you’ve encountered a Litster in the real world and didn’t know it?

Years ago, I got a message on Facebook from a friend of a friend... using my Lit screenname.

 

[jason28053]

I am currently watching a documentary on Beavers, best dam show on TV

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You on the other hand would steal my phone to steal memes....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am currently watching a documentary on Beavers, best dam show on TV

Is that code for porn?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am currently watching a documentary on Beavers, best dam show on TV

I bet it's one gnarling tail to tell...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Coochie broth from the meat pocket … @Lmizzler ??

 

[jason28053]

My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl... I said I didn't know he did

 

[crazychemgirl]

My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl... I said I didn't know he did

I’m …
Uhm…

Uhhh….


Huh??

 

[MedicalMuse]

if musey is waiting for me I will cover my body in it

Been waiting for you a long time

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'd know. I've seen them all naked.

We’ll see. I’ve been in your neck of the woods several times and you haven’t seen me yet

 

[MedicalMuse]

Right?

I imagine a good number of men on this site would willingly and knowingly injure themselves for the chance to have her as their nurse.

Highly doubtful.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'd know. I've seen them all naked.

 

[Coyote100]

Highly doubtful.

Yes, it is highly doubtful considering where she works.

 

[Mr_bogey]

We’ll see. I’ve been in your neck of the woods several times and you haven’t seen me yet

I haven't?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yes, it is highly doubtful considering where she works.

I don’t know some of you could probably use my services.