PassionatePanther
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Dammmmmnnnnnn. You are smooth AF
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MindYaBitness
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Your bush appears to need some trimming, or waxing, or a weed-wacker
hotcpu
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Gorgeous Season
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You whack my weed and we'll be having wordsYour bush appears to need some trimming, or waxing, or a weed-wacker
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Trim the bushes, and the, um, weed will look tallerYou whack my weed and we'll be having words
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https://media4.giphy.com/media/3og0IKMmOZE88Ankty/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d79frw7nek52o4kj1x2ywk4yo3os3i7qqnyooh9qs6&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gYour bush appears to need some trimming, or waxing, or a weed-wacker
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Fuck. Right. Off
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We size shaming now?Trim the bushes, and the, um, weed will look taller
morelikeasong
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Don’t you think he’d look nice with a dino on top?
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Damn it, missed it again!Less naughty today
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Wow, gorgeous
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That’s the best I could do while annoying my cat View attachment 2293514
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A festive temporary tat (it glows in the dark!) 
Starfire6369
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Yeah, I don't think my neighbors would have appreciated it if I had done something like that with the holly bushes out front
Saltfountain
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Happy Hollydays
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Well, you're not seeing the berries at the backYeah, I don't think my neighbors would have appreciated it if I had done something like that with the holly bushes out front
MindYaBitness
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No size shaming, just trying to be helpfulWe size shaming now?
I'm all about making the wedding tackle look it's best!
Saltfountain
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As the resident pedant, I'm gonna ask where you've hidden the holly?Watch out pistachios ...
Holy Holly..
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The bush needed to be that large to keep within forum rules...No size shaming, just trying to be helpful
Or something
MindYaBitness
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I think these are supposed to be fig leaves, but for today we'll go with Holly
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I think you misspelled 'big'I think these are supposed to be fig leaves, but for today we'll go with Holly
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Some really fun contributions today everyone
Inspiration has not found me yet so I'm just a grateful spectator for now
Inspiration has not found me yet so I'm just a grateful spectator for now
