Sex & Shenanigans

[Strixaluco]

I wish I got rid of my car for Xmas

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's okay...

I don't want to brag like all the rest of them but I got a 2011 Honda Civic you can climb into. Through the window though cause the back door is stuck closed.

I’ve seen people do that a lot … civics are the OG vehicle … everyone I know either had one or rode in a friends

 

[crazychemgirl]

What's up my friend, how's your hair doing today?

It’s so faded … it’s basically white with streaks of muddled colours … defo more like a crazy Azkaban witch though .. so that’s a bonus.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's okay...

I don't want to brag like all the rest of them but I got a 2011 Honda Civic you can climb into. Through the window though cause the back door is stuck closed.

I bet your gas milage is fucking amazing!

 

[jason28053]

I’m thinking some of y’all live in you mother’s basement and are making things up.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s so faded … it’s basically white with streaks of muddled colours … defo more like a crazy Azkaban witch though .. so that’s a bonus.

Get your hands on so.e Goldwell Elumen. That shit lasts FOREVER

 

[jason28053]

Very, very zippy... and stays garaged during the winter. I drive a Defender during the wet months.

When your wet?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I bet your gas milage is fucking amazing!

My car is shaped like a box and I have tires for snow and mud … I do not get good fuel mileage.

Then again… I can drive when others are just spinning and purple Jeep is just fun.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I bet your gas milage is fucking amazing!

It was actually fucking trash cause the car was so old. My minivan actually gets better mileage.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m thinking some of y’all live in you mother’s basement and are making things up.

Hey, I was born in a single wide trailer and my mother scratched her way out of poverty with 3 kids, and a useless husband in tow. Everything I have, I've earned...except a personal driver, I made that shit up

 

[crazychemgirl]

Get your hands on so.e Goldwell Elumen. That shit lasts FOREVER

Oh yeah? I’ll check it out … thanks!!

I was debating on doing my hair one more time in the tri-colours before the end of the year … then just going green or blue again.

 

[pmichael]

Is it O.K. if I only have a very large late model diesel truck?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m thinking some of y’all live in you mother’s basement and are making things up.

Rude. I already told SCP, we don't have basements. I'm in the garage.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it O.K. if I only have a very large late model diesel truck?

I don’t think anyone actually cares what car anyone else has in here

 

[crazychemgirl]

Rude. I already told SCP, we don't have basements. I'm in the garage.

Mother-in-law suite? … you’re older than I thought?

 

[MindYaBitness]

It was actually fucking trash cause the car was so old. My minivan actually gets better mileage.

I miss my minivan. I had a Honda Odeyssey, it was so comfy, like a plush king mattress on wheels. Plus, I can fit a 4×8 of plywood in there, no problem. It's why I call them a Mom Truck

 

[jason28053]

I don’t think anyone actually cares what car anyone else has in here

Yeah, I just wanna know can she drive a stick?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And I grew up in a fucking house of horrors... I worked my ass off as a bank teller and made my way up until I bought my own firm... and the personal driver? It's not his only job and he only drives when I have to be on a conference call where I'm using my laptop.

Ever have sex while he’s driving?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I miss my minivan. I had a Honda Odeyssey, it was so comfy, like a plush king mattress on wheels. Plus, I can fit a 4×8 of plywood in there, no problem. It's why I call them a Mom Truck

I just got a van and it's amazeballs. I would not trade it for a Lambo.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have my husband head in the back seat... does that count?

You have your husbands head in the back seat????


Now that’s some serious high level sacrifice going on.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Sorry, sure you say you haven't had sex... but we can't trust that you're not pregnant. Let's do a test just to be sure.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just got a van and it's amazeballs. I would not trade it for a Lambo.

My husband was resigned to it, until he finally drove it, and then went full blown soccer dad!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry, sure you say you haven't had sex... but we can't trust that you're not pregnant. Let's do a test just to be sure.

Sir, I’m a lesbian and have never in my life come in contact with a dick.


We gotta be sure though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Facts...

I went in complaining about pain after my double mastectomy in 2015 and that was one of his first questions. I wanted to rip his face off if I had the strenghth. Turns out I had raging infection and spent 3 weeks in the hospital

I had an ablation, I don't get a period, so I just tell them 'your guess is as good as mine!"